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Novel Coronavirus, MERS-CoV – We’re all gonna die! Maybe!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
May
30
2013
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AJC1-coronavirus-650x439

It’s not just suspicious zombie blogs that are out to drum up paranoia and eagerly await any kind of apocalypse. You can count on your trusty old, non sensational, non biased news sources like CNN … Continue Reading ->

Say NO to drugs! Fake weed will zombify you!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
May
08
2013
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zombie k2 3

As if today’s youth didn’t have enough to worry about, what with zombie attacks, slow websites, expensive lattes and high gas prices, now weed is taking a hit. That is to say, FAKE weed.

Washington, … Continue Reading ->

Zombie threat continues from abusers of strange drugs

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jan
09
2013
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The threat of a zombie apocalypse in 2012 may be over, but that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. We must remain as vigilant as ever in preventing zombie hordes from stalking the … Continue Reading ->

9 Days Left… 9 Greatest Zombie Movies

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
12
2012
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night-of-the-living-dead-group

Nine more days left until it’s all over. Everything is stocked up and you’re all prepared with a little bit of time to spare. Christmas will be late this year, and you may not see … Continue Reading ->

Miami Zombie identified, witness describes scene

By Zombie Hunter Sam
May
29
2012
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“A police officer climbed over the divider and got in front of him and said, ‘Get off!’ And told him several times and the guy just stood his head up like that with a piece … Continue Reading ->

Miami police shoot, kill naked man eating face of victim

By Zombie Hunter Sam
May
27
2012
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UPDATE 5/31:

Girlfriend: ‘Miami Zombie’ may have had voodoo spell placed on him.

Eugene’s girlfriend has her own theory on what happened that day. She believes Eugene was drugged unknowingly. The only other explanation, … Continue Reading ->

Zombie Apocalypse 2012 Swiftly Approaches

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
21
2011
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 One year left.

Z-Day. 2012. The Mayan zombie super-apocalypse. Sensational journalism. Paranoid survivalists. Gun nuts. People out having fun. Boy scouts taking their preparedness to the next level. If you can be ready for this, … Continue Reading ->

Zombie Outbreaks Always Start with “Man Bites” Headlines

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Nov
15
2010
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It always starts small, and unnoticed, ignored by many and only glanced over by a few. The result is usually the same: thousands dead, bitten, rotting in the sewers. The news is just chomping at … Continue Reading ->

Tabloid Journalism Informs the Masses of Zombies

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Aug
04
2010
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In my wanderings across the news, horror, feeds and depths of the Internets for all things zombie, there’s one thing I forgot: Tabloids. As Tommy Lee Jones said in MIB, they are the “Best investigative … Continue Reading ->

Toxoplasma Parasite: Hideous bug lives inside, tries to kill you.

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jan
14
2010
Photo: Sir Mildred Pierce

Photo: Sir Mildred Pierce

Parasites, virii, bacteria, evil alien brain worms. These things can all potentially live inside you and destroy you from the inside out. I’ve written about Toxoplasma before. It’s a parasite that decreases fear in rats, … Continue Reading ->