As if today’s youth didn’t have enough to worry about, what with zombie attacks, slow websites, expensive lattes and high gas prices, now weed is taking a hit. That is to say, FAKE weed.
Washington, … Continue Reading ->
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Zombie threat continues from abusers of strange drugs
Jan
09
2013
The threat of a zombie apocalypse in 2012 may be over, but that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. We must remain as vigilant as ever in preventing zombie hordes from stalking the … Continue Reading ->
9 Days Left… 9 Greatest Zombie Movies
Dec
12
2012
Nine more days left until it’s all over. Everything is stocked up and you’re all prepared with a little bit of time to spare. Christmas will be late this year, and you may not see New Year’s. … Continue Reading ->
Miami Zombie identified, witness describes scene
May
29
2012
“A police officer climbed over the divider and got in front of him and said, ‘Get off!’ And told him several times and the guy just stood his head up like that with a piece … Continue Reading ->
Miami police shoot, kill naked man eating face of victim
May
27
2012
UPDATE 5/31:
Girlfriend: ‘Miami Zombie’ may have had voodoo spell placed on him.
Eugene’s girlfriend has her own theory on what happened that day. She believes Eugene was drugged unknowingly. The only other explanation, … Continue Reading ->
Zombie Apocalypse 2012 Swiftly Approaches
Dec
21
2011
One year left.
Z-Day. 2012. The Mayan zombie super-apocalypse. Sensational journalism. Paranoid survivalists. Gun nuts. People out having fun. Boy scouts taking their preparedness to the next level. If you can be ready for this, … Continue Reading ->
Zombie Outbreaks Always Start with “Man Bites” Headlines
Nov
15
2010
It always starts small, and unnoticed, ignored by many and only glanced over by a few. The result is usually the same: thousands dead, bitten, rotting in the sewers. The news is just chomping at … Continue Reading ->
Tabloid Journalism Informs the Masses of Zombies
Aug
04
2010
In my wanderings across the news, horror, feeds and depths of the Internets for all things zombie, there’s one thing I forgot: Tabloids. As Tommy Lee Jones said in MIB, they are the “Best investigative … Continue Reading ->
Toxoplasma Parasite: Hideous bug lives inside, tries to kill you.
Jan
14
2010
Parasites, virii, bacteria, evil alien brain worms. These things can all potentially live inside you and destroy you from the inside out. I’ve written about Toxoplasma before. It’s a parasite that decreases fear in rats, … Continue Reading ->
Real Zombies Ignored by Media around Halloween
Oct
31
2009
No Halloween tricks here, only treats.
Keen readers will note that suspected zombie activity exists, and is often overlooked by the press.
Man punches suspected zombie, flees
IOWA CITY, Iowa
Iowa City police are investigating
