Want to drink fresh, piping hot zombie brains? Do you care about hand crafted ceramic goodness? Then you’re in luck (kind of)! Presenting the Slow Joe Zombie Mug, a hand crafted zombie mug of pure gory goodness from Turkey Merck. It features a shiny and lovely bloodshot staring eye, half a missing face, shriveled skin and […]
Science
Anatomy of a Zombie Brain!
Happy New Year. Just because we survived the 2012 zompocalypse doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. Thankfully, some Neuroscientists from Carnegie Mellon have given us detailed insight into the anatomy of the zombie mind. Two neuroscientists have analyzed the behavior of the walking dead to reveal the inner workings of their minds and defined […]
NPR advises on how to love the Zombie Apocalypse
Even that sole bastion of sane reporting and unbiased coverage, NPR, has its share of opinion on the zombie apocalypse. Zombies and the zombie mythos, it seems, are great teachers. So why should we love the Zombie Apocalypse? Because, like all good mythologies, it’s trying to tell us something really, really important. The fact that […]
Scientists create stronger, better, faster zombie cells
Scientists just cannot leave well enough alone. Living cells just aren’t good enough, now we need silica replica cells to do our bidding. An American team of biology researchers has recently crafted artificial “zombie” cells that can outperform natural living cells. Zombies will most certainly be the superman-like “I Am Legend” type. The technique took […]
College class to bring in zombie experts
Continuing education is important. Your brain will be your best weapon (and most delicious morsel) in the zombie apocalypse. IF you can find a class, forum, or lecture, TAKE IT! Residents of Casper, Wyowing have just such a course at their disposal, led by experts in their respective fields. Experts on zombies will give lectures […]
Zombie threat continues from abusers of strange drugs
The threat of a zombie apocalypse in 2012 may be over, but that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. We must remain as vigilant as ever in preventing zombie hordes from stalking the Earth. Lately it appears, those zombies will be self induced. If bath salts weren’t enough of a worry, be on […]
Live the Zombie Apocalypse this weekend in Elgin IL
By now there are fewer than 60 days remaining for this mortal coil. This may very well be our last Halloween celebration ever that isn’t full of the walking dead. Beyond 2012, it’s all a muddy gray mess of zombies, apocalypses, survival and sadness. What better way to celebrate the end of the world than with a zombie […]
Z World Detroit – Help Fill Detroit with Zombies
Detroit. It’s that loveable, stalwart city that’s a microcosm of Michigan, possible even the US. It’s also a perfect place for zombies to slowly take over. A ragtag bunch of misfits in my home state have an ambitious project to reanimate part of the forlorn city (although not necessarily rebuild it) into a hands on […]
Run for Your Lives 5K
Do you live in the states? Are you in hardcore training mode? Are you a simulation and survivalist junkie? Then get ready to strap on your running shoes, or Five Fingers, and pound the trail escaping from some (almost) real zombies. Run for your lives will get you trained. Technically, its a combination 5K / […]
Zombie Parasite May Explain Honey Bee Deaths
Colony Collapse Disorder is destroying honey bee populations around America. Honey bees are an integral and essential but fragile part of the food chain. Unfortunately like we humans, they are not immune to virii and zombie parasites. Discovery of the bee parasite and their subsequent strange death came as a surprise to researcher John Hafernik […]