Chicago is not without it’s fair share of strange attacks. On Thanksgiving, an enraged man was aboard the California bus on Chicago’s south side. He was intoxicated, and taking off his clothes as he beat and assaulted several passengers, including the bus driver. The first officer on the scene was an evidence technician. He approached the […]
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Strange Attack on Chicago Bus: Naked Man Shot Twice, Tasered
Live the Zombie Apocalypse this weekend in Elgin IL
By now there are fewer than 60 days remaining for this mortal coil. This may very well be our last Halloween celebration ever that isn’t full of the walking dead. Beyond 2012, it’s all a muddy gray mess of zombies, apocalypses, survival and sadness. What better way to celebrate the end of the world than with a zombie […]
Chinese Zombie Attack: Drunken man leaps upon, eats woman’s face
The zombie attacks aren’t left to just the American south. China has decided to jump on the enraged-person-eats-face bandwagon. Drunk Chinese bus driver, Dong, blocked the path of motorist Du. Du steps out. Dong attacks and eats Du’s face. Sometimes the headlines, they write themselves. According to local Chinese news reports, the bus driver, Dong, […]
Doctor spits blood at police; man throws intestines at SWAT
The self mutilating, gore throwing madness from beyond the dark reaches of the secretes of the human mind continues. Blood Spitting In Florida (where these things oft happen), anesthesiologist Dr. Zachary Bird, 41, was arrested on a DUI. Oddly, he had $40,000 cash in his pockets and two handguns and $14,000 in his car. While […]
Miami Zombie identified, witness describes scene
Miami police shoot, kill naked man eating face of victim
UPDATE 5/31: Girlfriend: ‘Miami Zombie’ may have had voodoo spell placed on him. Eugene’s girlfriend has her own theory on what happened that day. She believes Eugene was drugged unknowingly. The only other explanation, she said, was supernatural — that someone put a voodoo curse on him. UPDATE 5/29: Surveillance camera footage of the Miami […]
Zombie Parasite May Explain Honey Bee Deaths
Colony Collapse Disorder is destroying honey bee populations around America. Honey bees are an integral and essential but fragile part of the food chain. Unfortunately like we humans, they are not immune to virii and zombie parasites. Discovery of the bee parasite and their subsequent strange death came as a surprise to researcher John Hafernik […]
Euthanized Puppy Returns from the Dead
As if spooky old soviet films and the Safar Center for Resuscitation weren’t enough, now dogs are coming back to life on their own! “Each one was pronounced dead with a stethoscope and everything,” reports Prall to KWTV. The dogs were sent to a dumpster for disposal. The following morning, Prall looked inside of the […]
Mass Animal Deaths Strange and Unsettling
Is your gas mask ready? Are you susceptible to loud noises or outgorwing your food supply? You may end up like one of millions of animals falling from the sky, dropping dead or washing ashore. It’s strange that it seems to affect just one species — blackbirds, drumfish — but it’s not extremely rare. About […]
Zombie Outbreaks Always Start with “Man Bites” Headlines
It always starts small, and unnoticed, ignored by many and only glanced over by a few. The result is usually the same: thousands dead, bitten, rotting in the sewers. The news is just chomping at the bit with potential zombie sightings if you know where to look! Mendocina, CA It’s not just civilians and medical […]