Around Halloween every year, Elgin Illinois has a small problem with the undead. Hordes of zombies, monsters and ghouls take over the downtown, corralling what few survivors remain into a few shops, stages, and dance floors. This year again, the zombies will rule downtown Elgin on Saturday the 25th for Nightmare on Chicago St. Unlike […]
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Emergency Alert System hacked to warn of zombies!
Whenever the zombies decide to rise from the dead, get infected, or break out of their secret government bunkers, a warning system might be nice. It turns out, the Emergency Alert System will be the perfect announcement. Usually reserved for natural disasters or other such end scenarios, the EAS will take over our radio and […]
Strange Attack on Chicago Bus: Naked Man Shot Twice, Tasered
Chicago is not without it’s fair share of strange attacks. On Thanksgiving, an enraged man was aboard the California bus on Chicago’s south side. He was intoxicated, and taking off his clothes as he beat and assaulted several passengers, including the bus driver. The first officer on the scene was an evidence technician. He approached the […]
Chinese Zombie Attack: Drunken man leaps upon, eats woman’s face
The zombie attacks aren’t left to just the American south. China has decided to jump on the enraged-person-eats-face bandwagon. Drunk Chinese bus driver, Dong, blocked the path of motorist Du. Du steps out. Dong attacks and eats Du’s face. Sometimes the headlines, they write themselves. According to local Chinese news reports, the bus driver, Dong, […]
Face-eating drugged-up attacks continue
There’s something going on in the hot muggy climates of the southern United States. Another person has had his face gnawed upon by a drugged up attacker, someone he knew, and a suspect threatens to eat police officers. Louisiana In Lousiana, a swift attack mirrors that of the Miami Zombie. Scott resident Carl Jacquneaux bit […]
Doctor spits blood at police; man throws intestines at SWAT
The self mutilating, gore throwing madness from beyond the dark reaches of the secretes of the human mind continues. Blood Spitting In Florida (where these things oft happen), anesthesiologist Dr. Zachary Bird, 41, was arrested on a DUI. Oddly, he had $40,000 cash in his pockets and two handguns and $14,000 in his car. While […]
Miami Zombie identified, witness describes scene
Miami police shoot, kill naked man eating face of victim
UPDATE 5/31: Girlfriend: ‘Miami Zombie’ may have had voodoo spell placed on him. Eugene’s girlfriend has her own theory on what happened that day. She believes Eugene was drugged unknowingly. The only other explanation, she said, was supernatural — that someone put a voodoo curse on him. UPDATE 5/29: Surveillance camera footage of the Miami […]