So you’ve just watched World War Z. Rabies. Still a rapid threat to the human population, and as we all know, you’ll turn into a zombie in twelve seconds. Good thing then, that Billings, MT and Yellowstone County are under quarantine. Luckily, the culprit animal was non aggressive, so these will be gummy zombies and […]
It’s not just suspicious zombie blogs that are out to drum up paranoia and eagerly await any kind of apocalypse. You can count on your trusty old, non sensational, non biased news sources like CNN to help! The latest virus that will kill us all is called Novel Coronavirus and it’s hiding, somewhere in nature, […]
As if today’s youth didn’t have enough to worry about, what with zombie attacks, slow websites, expensive lattes and high gas prices, now weed is taking a hit. That is to say, FAKE weed. Washington, D.C. has a problem with fake weed, a legal but dangerous substitute to the real stuff. Similar to bath salts, […]
The threat of a zombie apocalypse in 2012 may be over, but that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. We must remain as vigilant as ever in preventing zombie hordes from stalking the Earth. Lately it appears, those zombies will be self induced. If bath salts weren’t enough of a worry, be on […]
Chicago is not without it’s fair share of strange attacks. On Thanksgiving, an enraged man was aboard the California bus on Chicago’s south side. He was intoxicated, and taking off his clothes as he beat and assaulted several passengers, including the bus driver. The first officer on the scene was an evidence technician. He approached the […]
Zombies, as well as the cinema fanbases, are split into two kingdoms: The George Romero Zombie and the Danny Boyle Zombie. The Romero Zombie is the reanimated, once alive and now dead walking corpse. The Boyle Zombie is the rage infected, fully alive, maddened and contagious, murderous human being. While this website may discuss cinema […]
Is your gas mask ready? Are you susceptible to loud noises or outgorwing your food supply? You may end up like one of millions of animals falling from the sky, dropping dead or washing ashore. It’s strange that it seems to affect just one species — blackbirds, drumfish — but it’s not extremely rare. About […]
It always starts small, and unnoticed, ignored by many and only glanced over by a few. The result is usually the same: thousands dead, bitten, rotting in the sewers. The news is just chomping at the bit with potential zombie sightings if you know where to look! Mendocina, CA It’s not just civilians and medical […]
In my wanderings across the news, horror, feeds and depths of the Internets for all things zombie, there’s one thing I forgot: Tabloids. As Tommy Lee Jones said in MIB, they are the “Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.” The […]
Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life? Naturally, this is a military project, and those always end well. The theory goes, if you drain a pig (which has a physiology similar to humans) of blood […]
