If retro gaming has taught me anything, it’s that someone will always die of dysentery. And that someone could have been traded for fuel and food to a roving biker gang. Relive the experience of … Continue Reading ->
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Strange Attack on Chicago Bus: Naked Man Shot Twice, Tasered
Nov
24
2012
Chicago is not without it’s fair share of strange attacks.
On Thanksgiving, an enraged man was aboard the California bus on Chicago’s south side. He was intoxicated, and taking off his clothes as he beat … Continue Reading ->
Live the Zombie Apocalypse this weekend in Elgin IL
Oct
22
2012
By now there are fewer than 60 days remaining for this mortal coil. This may very well be our last Halloween celebration ever that isn’t full of the walking dead. Beyond 2012, it’s all a muddy gray mess … Continue Reading ->
Tactical Zombie Training: Get it while you can!
Oct
09
2012
You have little more than two months to prepare yourself for a zombie invasion. It’s well known that 2012 is ushering about the apocalypse on December 21st. It’s slightly less well known that it will … Continue Reading ->
Hone your apocalypse skills with zombie shooting this fall
Sep
29
2012
Practice makes perfect. And perfection is headshots. The Hallowe’en season is upon us once more, and with the 2012 apocalypse drawing nigh, it means plenty of zombies, shooting, and terror to go around.
If you’re … Continue Reading ->
Chicagoland: Zombie Army Games this Saturday
Sep
05
2012
Mil-sim laser tag. Hatchet throwing. Crossbows. Obstacle courses. Got your attention? Awesome. This Saturday near Chicago, Zombie Army Productions is having their first ever zombie army games!
Come and join the madness! I’ll be there, … Continue Reading ->
The Undead Report on Red Bar Radio Again!
Oct
25
2009
More shock, more horror, more psychotic zombie paranoia!
The Undead Report will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show again. Last year was a great time, much zombie survival advice was dispensed, and killing … Continue Reading ->
Zombies Thrill Chicago
Jul
28
2009
It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance?
Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates put the horde … Continue Reading ->
Undead Report at Zombie Disco in Chicago, Saturday
Jun
15
2009
Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is … Continue Reading ->
This Saturday: Chicago Zombies March Again
Jun
09
2009
They came last year. I tried to stop them. I, well, I failed.
Now they’re back.
Zombies are once again marching in Millenium Park. This time, it coincides with the Blues Festival, so it … Continue Reading ->
