As if today’s youth didn’t have enough to worry about, what with zombie attacks, slow websites, expensive lattes and high gas prices, now weed is taking a hit. That is to say, FAKE weed.
Washington, … Continue Reading ->
Blog Archives
Emergency Alert System hacked to warn of zombies!
Feb
13
2013
Whenever the zombies decide to rise from the dead, get infected, or break out of their secret government bunkers, a warning system might be nice. It turns out, the Emergency Alert System will be the … Continue Reading ->
College class to bring in zombie experts
Jan
22
2013
Continuing education is important. Your brain will be your best weapon (and most delicious morsel) in the zombie apocalypse. IF you can find a class, forum, or lecture, TAKE IT! Residents of Casper, Wyowing have … Continue Reading ->
Live the Zombie Apocalypse this weekend in Elgin IL
Oct
22
2012
By now there are fewer than 60 days remaining for this mortal coil. This may very well be our last Halloween celebration ever that isn’t full of the walking dead. Beyond 2012, it’s all a muddy gray mess … Continue Reading ->
Zombie Apocalypse 2012 Swiftly Approaches
Dec
21
2011
One year left.
Z-Day. 2012. The Mayan zombie super-apocalypse. Sensational journalism. Paranoid survivalists. Gun nuts. People out having fun. Boy scouts taking their preparedness to the next level. If you can be ready for this, … Continue Reading ->
CDC Readies America for Zombie Preparedness
May
19
2011
If you can be prepared for a zombie apocalypse, you can prepared for almost anything. At least, that’s how the line of thinking goes. If one can have all the food, water, shelter and materials … Continue Reading ->
Potential Zombies in the News
Feb
26
2010
It would appear the government has been less than secret when it comes to zombie removal. (Stimulus Money Funds U.S. Dept. of Zombie Removal (Pic))
Minneapolis Appeals Court Rules Zombies Have Right To … Continue Reading ->
Real Zombies Ignored by Media around Halloween
Oct
31
2009
No Halloween tricks here, only treats.
Keen readers will note that suspected zombie activity exists, and is often overlooked by the press.
Man punches suspected zombie, flees
IOWA CITY, Iowa
Iowa City police are investigating
The Undead Report on Red Bar Radio Again!
Oct
25
2009
More shock, more horror, more psychotic zombie paranoia!
The Undead Report will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show again. Last year was a great time, much zombie survival advice was dispensed, and killing … Continue Reading ->
Undead Report featured on Attack of the Show
Oct
01
2009
It’s about time people took this stuff seriously.
The Undead Report was featured in G4 TV’s Attack of the Show’s Blogwatch segment, “Best Cataclysmic Zombie Apocalypse Blogs”. The pending zombie apocalypse is no laughing matter! … Continue Reading ->
