As if today’s youth didn’t have enough to worry about, what with zombie attacks, slow websites, expensive lattes and high gas prices, now weed is taking a hit. That is to say, FAKE weed.
Washington, … Continue Reading ->
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Scientists create stronger, better, faster zombie cells
Feb
22
2013
Scientists just cannot leave well enough alone. Living cells just aren’t good enough, now we need silica replica cells to do our bidding.
An American team of biology researchers has recently crafted artificial “zombie” cells … Continue Reading ->
College class to bring in zombie experts
Jan
22
2013
Continuing education is important. Your brain will be your best weapon (and most delicious morsel) in the zombie apocalypse. IF you can find a class, forum, or lecture, TAKE IT! Residents of Casper, Wyowing have … Continue Reading ->
Zombie threat continues from abusers of strange drugs
Jan
09
2013
The threat of a zombie apocalypse in 2012 may be over, but that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. We must remain as vigilant as ever in preventing zombie hordes from stalking the … Continue Reading ->
5 Days Left in 2012 – 5 Things we’ll miss (and you should have packed)
Dec
16
2012
There are precious few days left until the weather turns really sour. On Friday, expect a low of 54 degrees and a high of 8 million degrees. The romanticism of the apocalypse is certainly one … Continue Reading ->
Live the Zombie Apocalypse this weekend in Elgin IL
Oct
22
2012
By now there are fewer than 60 days remaining for this mortal coil. This may very well be our last Halloween celebration ever that isn’t full of the walking dead. Beyond 2012, it’s all a muddy gray mess … Continue Reading ->
Zombie Parasite May Explain Honey Bee Deaths
Jan
23
2012
Colony Collapse Disorder is destroying honey bee populations around America. Honey bees are an integral and essential but fragile part of the food chain. Unfortunately like we humans, they are not immune to virii and … Continue Reading ->
Zombie Apocalypse 2012 Swiftly Approaches
Dec
21
2011
One year left.
Z-Day. 2012. The Mayan zombie super-apocalypse. Sensational journalism. Paranoid survivalists. Gun nuts. People out having fun. Boy scouts taking their preparedness to the next level. If you can be ready for this, … Continue Reading ->
We’ll All Just Smile and Nod when it Finally Arrives
Oct
28
2011
You may be worried about the apocalypse. If you’re a regular at this site, you’re probably quite familiar with it. On a deep personal level, you may even be scared about it, but dissuade yourself … Continue Reading ->
Rabies, Flu, Ebola: National Geographic Investigates Zombies
Oct
04
2011
Zombies, as well as the cinema fanbases, are split into two kingdoms: The George Romero Zombie and the Danny Boyle Zombie. The Romero Zombie is the reanimated, once alive and now dead walking corpse. The … Continue Reading ->
