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Euthanized Puppy Returns from the Dead

Mar
07

As if spooky old soviet films and the Safar Center for Resuscitation weren’t enough, now dogs are coming back to life on their own!

“Each one was pronounced dead with a stethoscope and everything,” reports Prall to KWTV. The dogs

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Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs

Dec
29

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Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life?

Naturally, this is a military project, and those always end well. The theory … Continue Reading ->

Zombie Mathematical Model: Slim Chances for Survival

Aug
19

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SCIENCE: When the zombies attack, it will lead to the collapse of civilization unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

How long will civilization have in a zombie attack? A city with a population around 500,000 will have between three … Continue Reading ->

Undead or Infected Zombies?

Aug
12

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Undead or infected? Horror movie puritanism or scientific reality? Discussion and debate surrounds not which makes a better film, but which is more likely to happen. You can blame science. The zombie outbreak will most likely be the result of … Continue Reading ->

Reanimating Dead Hearts

Oct
08

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So the soviet reanimated animal research continues.

What do you get with one part cellular cleaning agent, one dead heart, and a couple of mad scientists? That’s right: reanimated hearts.

Perhaps the efforts of earlier commie scientists are still being … Continue Reading ->

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