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Zombie Apocalypse 2012 Swiftly Approaches

Dec
21

 One year left.

Z-Day. 2012. The Mayan zombie super-apocalypse. Sensational journalism. Paranoid survivalists. Gun nuts. People out having fun. Boy scouts taking their preparedness to the next level. If you can be ready for this, you can be ready for … Continue Reading ->

Tabloid Journalism Informs the Masses of Zombies

Aug
04

In my wanderings across the news, horror, feeds and depths of the Internets for all things zombie, there’s one thing I forgot: Tabloids. As Tommy Lee Jones said in MIB, they are the “Best investigative reporting on the planet. But … Continue Reading ->

Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs

Dec
29

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Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life?

Naturally, this is a military project, and those always end well. The theory … Continue Reading ->

Happy Halloween! Zombie walks, nerve gas blood and more!

Oct
31

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If you’ve survived last night, that must mean either A) you don’t live in Flint or Detroit or B) they’re just not burning buildings like they used to anymore.

Zombie Walk

Devil’s Night in Grand Rapids Michigan was a bit … Continue Reading ->

Reanimating Dead Hearts

Oct
08

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So the soviet reanimated animal research continues.

What do you get with one part cellular cleaning agent, one dead heart, and a couple of mad scientists? That’s right: reanimated hearts.

Perhaps the efforts of earlier commie scientists are still being … Continue Reading ->

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