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Happy Halloween! Zombie walks, nerve gas blood and more!

Oct
31

If you’ve survived last night, that must mean either A) you don’t live in Flint or Detroit or B) they’re just not burning buildings like they used to anymore.
Zombie Walk
Devil’s Night in Grand Rapids Michigan was a bit more placid than usual. Instead of burning churches like they ususally do, the teeming masses of socially [...]

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Undead Report on Red Bar Radio

Oct
21

Sam will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show. Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talkshow in Chicago. They are running a Hallowe’en show on October 29th, and I’m their zombie expert.
The show has a live webcam and chat, so you can interact as I’m on the show. If you have anything you’d [...]

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Reanimating Dead Hearts

Oct
08

So the soviet reanimated animal research continues.
What do you get with one part cellular cleaning agent, one dead heart, and a couple of mad scientists? That’s right: reanimated hearts.
Perhaps the efforts of earlier commie scientists are still being perfected. Scientists in Minnesota have been injecting dead rat hearts with a cleaning solution, then using [...]

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