Rule #1: Cardio. If you want to survive the zombie apocalypse, any apocalypse, or just make it to the top of your staircase without getting winded, you need to be in shape. And if the top of that staircase leads to an open rooftop with Zacks on your trail, you’ll need to jump and land [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Zombie Culture’
Choose Your Own Zombie Preparedness!
Oct
07
It’s Halloween time, when the veil is thinnest betwixt the land of the living, the land of the dead, and especially the land for those who walk between the lands. Zombies. Get out there, keep your guard up, aim for the head, and remember your double tap. Zombie theatre has been done, ”Zombieland” hosted zombie [...]
Zombies Thrill Chicago
Jul
28
It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance? Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates put the horde at 1,000) zombies were found congregating in Chicago’s Wicker Park. Many of them were later found to be hipsters, and [...]
Undead Report at Zombie Disco in Chicago, Saturday
Jun
15
Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is going to have to be the zombie. What better way to practice for your horrible undeath, than with movies, music, [...]
This Saturday: Chicago Zombies March Again
Jun
09
They came last year. I tried to stop them. I, well, I failed. Now they’re back. Zombies are once again marching in Millenium Park. This time, it coincides with the Blues Festival, so it should certainly be interesting. Hopefully the only things being beaten by the cops will be boxes of donuts. I will be [...]
