By now there are fewer than 60 days remaining for this mortal coil. This may very well be our last Halloween celebration ever that isn’t full of the walking dead. Beyond 2012, it’s all a muddy gray mess of zombies, apocalypses, survival and sadness. What better way to celebrate the end of the world than with a zombie […]
You have little more than two months to prepare yourself for a zombie invasion. It’s well known that 2012 is ushering about the apocalypse on December 21st. It’s slightly less well known that it will be zombies. That leaves you a little over two months to gather supplies, create a plan, make peace and prepare […]
The zombie attacks aren’t left to just the American south. China has decided to jump on the enraged-person-eats-face bandwagon. Drunk Chinese bus driver, Dong, blocked the path of motorist Du. Du steps out. Dong attacks and eats Du’s face. Sometimes the headlines, they write themselves. According to local Chinese news reports, the bus driver, Dong, […]
The self mutilating, gore throwing madness from beyond the dark reaches of the secretes of the human mind continues. Blood Spitting In Florida (where these things oft happen), anesthesiologist Dr. Zachary Bird, 41, was arrested on a DUI. Oddly, he had $40,000 cash in his pockets and two handguns and $14,000 in his car. While […]
“A police officer climbed over the divider and got in front of him and said, ‘Get off!’ And told him several times and the guy just stood his head up like that with a piece of flesh in his mouth and growled”. The grizzly scene in Miami the other day continues to echo common traits […]
UPDATE 5/31: Girlfriend: ‘Miami Zombie’ may have had voodoo spell placed on him. Eugene’s girlfriend has her own theory on what happened that day. She believes Eugene was drugged unknowingly. The only other explanation, she said, was supernatural — that someone put a voodoo curse on him. UPDATE 5/29: Surveillance camera footage of the Miami […]
“I’ll give you the 2012 thing”, she said, “but a zombie apocalypse? Come on, you don’t really believe that do you?” The 2012 thing – if you’re reading this article, chances are you’re already familiar with it. The 2012 thing refers to the conveniently predicted end-of-the-world or great change coming December 21st, 2012. Many apocalypse […]
