Doctor spits blood at police; man throws intestines at SWAT

By Zombie Hunter Sam

The self mutilating, gore throwing madness from beyond the dark reaches of the secretes of the human mind continues.

Blood Spitting

In Florida (where these things oft happen), anesthesiologist Dr. Zachary Bird, 41, was arrested on a DUI. Oddly, he had $40,000 cash in his pockets and two handguns and $14,000 in his car. While arrested, he freaked out, bashed his head on the insides of the cop car, breaking glass and splitting his face open. He then began spitting blood at the police officers.

Blood is one of the worst bodily fluids, containing many diseases and virii. Spitting it at someone can be an offensive play.

“We expect that from some people we arrest, but a doctor knows how serious it is to contaminate someone with bodily fluid. That’s the most unnerving part.”

Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

Intestine Throwing

“The scene was a bloody mess,” the official said. “The SWAT team members had to be decontaminated due to the amount of blood.”

On May 30 in Hackensack New Jersey, police responded to a man barricaded in his home. When approached by officers, Wayne Carter, 43, began waving a hammer and knife madly about, slashing at police. He then proceeded to stab himself at the stomach, literally having his intestines fall out.

He then began throwing pieces of his skin and intestines at officers, and was finally disarmed after two cans of pepper spray and non-lethal rounds.

New Jersey man throws intestines at cops after repeatedly stabbing himself

A lot of the recent odd news seems to come from Florida. So does the zombie related weirdness. Floridians, you’re already in God’s waiting room. Maybe he’s starting to call names.

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  • 1 Connor May 31, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    Something else today about a college student in Maryland killing his roommate and eating his brains and heart.

  • 2 Zombie Hunter Sam May 31, 2012 at 3:18 pm
  • 3 Brenna May 31, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    Jesus Christ. This stuff is really starting to get crazy here. Is there some parasite in people’s brains being spread across the nation or something? This is just … wow.

  • 4 Zomibe hunter Jun 1, 2012 at 10:00 am

    How could a parisite spread from miami all the way to new jersy?

  • 5 XxBlackstarxX Jun 1, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    Drugs make people get naked and eat others, no zombies, end of story.

  • 6 kaboose Jun 3, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Also a man ate another mans face in miami

  • 7 Rabbit Jun 4, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    A lady ate her baby’s brains and a few of its toes in texas. I also seen something about a state of emergency in l.a. California

  • 8 Jaren Jun 5, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    The baby story is from 2009

  • 9 Lex luggerr Jun 5, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    There is a web site that shows a parasite being found in Uganda that comes from Mosquitos or black flies that can reanimate the human body for 2 hours. And of course this is not the person who died it a zombie. And I’m not talking about nodding disease who are commonly called zombies.

  • 10 himitsu Jun 9, 2012 at 3:45 am

    a drug called cloud nine is causing it all

  • 11 Joe Jun 13, 2012 at 12:53 am

    Im just trying to say when is the zomnir apovalpuse is going to happen which time and place one of you want to join my side please

  • 12 nick Jun 15, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    wait if he spited blood on the swat then they are infected!!!!!

  • 13 grammarnazi101 Jun 25, 2012 at 9:51 pm


  • 14 IRL ZPAW - Page 2 Jun 28, 2012 at 2:47 pm

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  • 15 KhaoticChay Jan 20, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    many secrets being hidden by the government so there isnt a global panic.

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