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Well, in the unfortunate event of a zombie take over I know where I’ll be shopping.
Good stuff. :)
ha,,,i see,now i know,those things are needed to buy first before 2012
^_^! nice one,
i have to say this site has come a long ways, good deal, dont forget those lovely military issue flashlights with colored lenses, a bit bulky but darn reliable.
p.s. everyone needs the compass (and yes that is military grade, same one i have)
You, there is some kind of worm, that can infect snails and in turns it into a zombie and also other types of worms have same effects on other organisms. for reference here’s the site: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/25336
now, the question is wethere there will be an individual or company that would somehow genetically modify these creature to infect and control humans /or as biological weapons. now that is a scary thought.
you have flare guns in your tools section wouldn’t a flare attract hostiles human or otherwise?
Alec: Yes it could attract the wrong people. A flare gun is a useful device for signalling felow survivors, and should only be used for such. It could also be used as a diversionary device, or setup as an early warning system.
hehe, i just now noticed the flare gun, Alec, besides signeling fellow survivors i would imagin it could also add some flashy ways to kill, shooting at a zombie could cause the zombie itself to be a beacon to the other undead to flock to it allowing your team to stealth by with out any notice, or if in a vary rare circumstance someone got ahold of a thermal ATM (Anti-Tank Missle) it could be enough to make the missile lock on to it if there is enough zeds around could take majority of them out, but hey what works can work right? but i agree, the chances of finding a TOW or the Javalin Anti tank system just laying around is about the same as meeting a zombie hussein building up a zombie dictatorship and retakeing a pure zombie iraq…
hey maybe zombies will be attracted to noises (beeping, loud, obnoxious noises) like in left 4 dead… having some sort of explosive with a light and a beeping sound.. sorry about the game reference, but it is not [irrelevant] and unimportant, and knowing how to do that could be a useful tool……….
I had an idea for a self-made weapon:
Pipe Launcher
it would be a 2.25 inch thick PVC tube with a launching mechanism similar to the potato launcher. The ammo would be 2 inch metal pipe, with one rim filed to an edge, the other capped and wrapped in something to make it snug but not too snug. think Tremors 2, the spear launcher thing.
petar, unfortuanatly, it would probably only take out one zombie if you had one pipe, especially if you didn’t make the firing mechanism powerful enough. it would be a good weapon if you could make a pipe bomb launcher, but it the regular version might not be that effective unless you were situated in a place where zombies couldn’t get to you and you wanted to slowly take them out…
Gloves….So sexy….
Almost perfect website for zombie attacks. I am definatley going to buy something from here
Do you guys really think there could be an invasion or infection of some sort in 2012?
Try to search on google: rabies outbreak …
ok i have an idea say this happens but you are not prepared i believe a page dedicated to makeshift weapons should be made personally i have many ideas for what can be used during the zombie outbreak so please send me an email if you would like some
all that stuff is pretty important. the navigation system is useful in many ways. and you always need something to kill them (that doesnt need bullets). but why isnt a shotgun up there? ;)
found some stuff that might be useful for the zed apoc- europeaqn army helmet (WWII i think) some cut off wool gloves and a canteen..not the best, but still useful :D
Ah. so many uses for a flare. From a signal tool, distraction or for lighting shit on fire. :)
GOOD STUFF! I’m kinda new to this concept so can you explain it to me?
This stuff is available for purchase online (unlike firearms), and you’re better off buying it now than waiting until it’s too late. That’s the concept!
i think that there should be a safety-bank for all the zombie supplies people buy. the “bank” would, of course, be zombie-proof.
the dead are probably going to win but i rather live longer and shoot zombies then die immediatly then die but i still dont to die but what ever. also a great place to shop is BLACKHAWK. also buy it the stuff early because the world might end in 2012 but that also might mean the last human will die in 2012
brass knuckles are also good for hand combat
ZOMBIES- The great loop hole that allows you to hunt down every douch you have ever had the unfortunate luck to bump into in your life and splatter in everyway your imagination can possibly conceive AND your a “good guy”.
No murder charges or even a littering fine.
I like Zombies
PS: but I love these “tools”.
Love the “ninja sword” and the axe. Definitly a must have love the gloves also. The best place to stock up is right here.
Yeah the ninja sword and ax really do work…had to use them a couple of days ago. And I love to wear the gloves on dates since they’re incredibly sexy and come in handy when your date turns out to be a zombie
is the crowbar made of titanium?
and could anyone think of a way you can attach a crowbar to your body but still have it so u can take it out easy
It’s steel, and you can always fashion a holster yourself, or just use a tool belt.
But i also need my belt to access my secondary firearm so i cant use a tool belt. Could i just like stick it in a belt loop? or would it rip it eventually or wave around and hit stuff
And do u buy stuff with a credit card or can u mail cash or w/e? Im getting the short sword by christmas
No really some 1 plz tell me when i click add to cart i just enter credit card info and address and [you’ll] ship it to me?
Orange: It’s an Amazon.com store, they take care of all your secure transactions and shipping — I just supply the store and pick out the best stuff!
sick stuff guys
interesting selection of of items, but of course most the people who bought these are paraniod of an actual zombie attack, and i myself do believe that the eventual downfall of human-kind will be from desiese and greed, but i just joined because i believe zombies are a cool movie topic, and an interesting apocolyptic idea to ponder, and perhaps a night time fear, the kind that makes you turn the closet light on, but not an actual inivitable fate to fear and prepare for. im not a nay-sayer, but im not paraniod. i believe it is possible, but not inevitable. im not casting down ANYBODY on this site, cuz im sure most of you feel the same way as i do, and having that stuff would be helpful for other situations too, like perhaps a downfall of socety, or even an earthquake, things of that sort.
thats just my opinion…
you guys should try also selling cricket bats i play dead frontier and that cricket bat is my best friend kills most zombies in 1 to 2 hits.
that laser sounds….dangerous
Very nice. But do you only ship the items within the USA or to do ship to places like the UK too?
Thanks.
The gloves with metal in the knuckles look awesome, awesome price to, everything here is cool,cant wait for my next paycheck!
Here and BUDK are where i’m doing my preparation shopping. Bought a few dozen zombie targets, set em up in the forest, got a nice one that is a zombified Osama Bin Laden, he has quite a few crossbow bolts and throwing knives pierce him. When shit hits the fan, i’ll be polishing my Katana, screw the guns. I want to get up close and BladeFu*k them where it hurts. :)
This is some pretty sick stuff here! Haha what kind of use could you possibly find with a laser? xD.
That Gurki Kurhki looks awesome less [than] $20?? thats amazing!
i dont need to worry about being unpreparred. i got a whole armory here.
about the Ka-Bar 2-1245-1 Black Tanto Knife, its stupid and i would not go with it because of those hooks. now imagine this scenario: a group of zombies are coming after you but luckily you got your Black Tanto Knife so you pull it out and stab one of the zombies right in the head but as you go to pull it out it gets stuck and your like “oh fuck me” as the other 2 or so zombies begin to eat you… now the moral of this story is dont get ANY weapons with hooks like that it doesn’t matter how small, don’t take the chance. A knife i would choose would be the Tomahawk WWI Black Trench Knife as trench knifes have a very clean straight edge designed for piercing along with a knuckle guard.
If i had it ( the tanto knife) I’d use it as a slasher, or only stab it in up to the hooks. a smooth knife is better for stabbing though.
i forget the name of it, but my ideal knife would be one of the ones used in WW2 for stabbing to the back of the enemy skull, its really long so it goes dirsectly into the Medulla Oblangata, my secondary would be the Black Tanto Knife, @desertflame, where are the hooks?
actually a tanto knife would be a great knife to have beacause it would work better than any military issued knife at least a good quality one would as for the pne you guys are talking about I wouldn’t know I’ve never seen a tanto with a hook on it usally tantos are just a smaller version than the katana and tantos have razor balde edges
they should add a shogee on this bitch lol
If there isn’t a Zombie apocolypse in 2012, we (Me and mah bro) are gonna be like “F*CK! Not even one f*cking Zombie?!”
Yeah…We need to get that sh*t! Need to be prepared…We’ve already started to get escape plans, and emergency kits :P
And smooth edged knifes are teh best.
zomg! i want those trowing knives!
when do u guys speculate that this invasion will occur?? i really need to get ready and buy some of this sweet action weapons
hey i had a question… what weapon should i get for close combat with these zombies?
Got anything…. bigger?
The serrations really don’t matter when stabbing. I’ve tried on boar carcasses with both, and they work just fine.
I think your best bet would be getting as far away from the city as possible, and just get off the beaten track, even a mountain would be good, there is a mountain near by my house, where at the top it has this watch tower style thing with a big silver gate ;-)
Unless everyone else is killing zombies too, i’m not about to take a headshot at someone who happens to act, look, and walk like a zombie…what if they’re just really really high hobos?
I don’t wanna go to jail D: lol
gloves are a must
i want that half gast mask super bad i have 8 dollarrs right now 7 dollarrs to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wonder if a zombie outbreak is actually going to happen because it will be so boss, but sad if that happens get an ax or gun to protect yourself that is a must have
this isn’t what i’d use but it works
I do have a question about using a weapon such as a gun, riffle, machine gun, flame thrower, etc. It is that if you do use this noise maker to kill 10 of your undead enemy, would not the noise of this weapon possibly attract those 10 to 20 more that may be lumbering around the corner? I am not saying that firing a weapon is a bad idea, but just wondering if it is always necessary to use such firepower in every zombie situation. I would to think that in regular combat when a soldier is in enemy territory and must pass enemy sentry posts, the decision must be made on whether or not to kill the sentries or to bypass them. This decision is based on whether or not the sentries will detect you as you pass giving away your advantage and position, if killing them will set off alarms, or if bypassing them completely, they might later find you and give away your position.
But then of course you might also have to take into consideration the chance of marauders, who might be as much as a pain-in-the-backside as the zombies would be trying to steal supplies for their day-to-day survival. Two opposing teams with weapons, and the other with one hell of a bite radius, what a combo!! So they try to take our supplies by force they use guns we use guns and no-one wins. In the end the marauders will lose because of their lack of cooperation with others for survival, it will be those who know how to survive in the long-term that are the ones who will hopefully be able to rebuild society. (maybe?) I also wonder would the zombies eventually run out of food and start to die of starvation if we left them without any more food supply. (What I mean, is that if all of the survivors grouped together in a no-zombie-(like an island or fortress) safety zone away from any zombies getting to them.)
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Too long. Sam, you could make that an article. TOOO LOOONGGG.
do you make or could you tell me were to buy weapons to defend my family and myself. the ages of my family are wife55, son 29, daughte 24, 4 grand boys ages 6,4,2years and 1:6months allneed protetion, and i’m 52 and in awheel chair and a fakke leg. please help me. thank you
BILLY ROBINSON
Sorry Billy — we don’t offer weapon buying advice here.
i tell you wut if a zombie wont’s me he has to go thru my saiga 223 head shots all day people let get over with all ready i wont to kill some zombies.
Wow, that is some high-end crossbow right there. Cool!
You americans seriously need some help or stop watching the walking dead
Only an uninformed moronic soon to be walking happy meal will think or doubt the impending doom headed our way.
Did we all 4get about the white filmmaker that did the “invisible children”; and how he wen that bonkers in Santa Monica only a few months ago!!!
I was in L.A at the time and it made the news because the dud was on video in broad day light, buck naked, pounding his fist on the side walk, grunting, and growling on a sidewalk. At times he looked around and would drop on all fours like an animal and lurch his body forward at the motorists slowly passing by.
The police subdued him.
He was the first zombie.
He made a whole film about an African cult leader that make children result to cannibalism. And the filmmaker supposedly brought an African teenage boy home to the states.
This child was raised to kill back his African village.
Shortly therafyer the filmmaker went bat shit and the doctors reported weeks later that he was not on drugs but had some sort of psychosis unbeknown to any medical doctor or shrink.
Later his wife said he had been stressed out. And that she was afraid of him.
She said he acted waaaay different after that African trip!!!
Now look that up and then once you are well informed then say that you doubt that a human can get a bacteria infection, or eat something and go into an absolute rage!
Well let’s all just wait and see.
Patience is a virtue.
Or so “they” say.
Well I just compiled a list of items I believe I need to survive, zombie apocalypse or what ever apocalyptic scenario and I think it’s gonna set me back about 4-5 thousand dollars US, this includes a SR-25 and Sig Sauer P226. I guess I’m gonna need to pick up a few extra shifts…
Scratch that last comment of mine, did some recalculating and added a few more items.. Now I have reached 12.600$ including 10.050$ worth of firearms, holsters and magazines.
a better sight for weapons armor tactical gear and defensive gear is knife cave.com
I decided not to get the SR, instead an M1A and now I’m around 5 to 6 grand :D which of course is still alot of money but less than half of the original amount.
Time to die you undead freaks
DIEEEEEE ZOMBIES MWAHAHAHA SUCKERS
See this: I got one.
http://www.zazzle.com/2012_physics_of_the_impossible_tees-235474532867825859