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Zombies Ahead: Hacking Road Signs in an Apocalypse

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jan
29
2009

Zombies Ahead

Making the rounds on the zombie web is a hacked road sign in Austin, Texas reading “Zombies Ahead”.

Fantastic, this is an excellent idea and warning of things to come. While I cannot condone any … Continue Reading ->

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Chainsaw Bayonet

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
17
2008
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Ash Lancer
Certain weapons are exemplary models of undead destruction. A chainsaw is good. A rifle is better. A rifle with a bayonet can come in handy. A chainsaw bayonet?

Well, it’s not something I’d like to … Continue Reading ->

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Zombies on Ice: Chicago!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
10
2008

kitty zombieZOMBIES ON ICE!

Date: Sunday, December 14, 2008
Time: 2:30pm – 5:30pm
Location: McCormick Tribune Plaza & Ice Rink Millennium Park
Street: 55 N Michigan Ave, Chicago, IL

I can think of nothing that zombies … Continue Reading ->

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Zombies to be Filmed: Chicago Nov 23rd!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Nov
22
2008

ZOMBIE ARMY – SUNDAY NOV 23RD @ 10AM – 5PM

1401 W Wabansia Ave , Chicago, IL 60622

Make-Up will be provided to those that want it.
Food will be on set for those that … Continue Reading ->

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Happy Halloween! Zombie walks, nerve gas blood and more!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
31
2008

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If you’ve survived last night, that must mean either A) you don’t live in Flint or Detroit or B) they’re just not burning buildings like they used to anymore.

Zombie Walk

Devil’s Night in Grand … Continue Reading ->

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Undead Report on Red Bar Radio

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
21
2008

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Sam will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show. Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talkshow in Chicago. They are running a Hallowe’en show on October 29th, and I’m their zombie expert.

The … Continue Reading ->

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Reanimating Dead Hearts

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
08
2008
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So the soviet reanimated animal research continues.

What do you get with one part cellular cleaning agent, one dead heart, and a couple of mad scientists? That’s right: reanimated hearts.

Perhaps the efforts of earlier … Continue Reading ->

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Zombie Arcade Action!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Sep
24
2008

BOOM HEADSHOT

I love kiling zombies. But until they actually take over, I’ll have to stick with video games and hippies.

The Undead Report now has an arcade. I got tired of looking for the really good … Continue Reading ->

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Zombie Solanum is fiction.

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Sep
13
2008

Solanum =/= Zombies

Solanum is fiction, solanum is not real, solanum does not cause zombies.

Many readers [Holden, mikac, Michael] have mentioned Solanum or written that they have researched zombies, finding Solanum to … Continue Reading ->

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Stay out of the sewers.

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Aug
22
2008

Old Timey Shower Head Gas Mask

If movies, video games and horror novels are any good indication, the sewer is the worst place to be during an invasion. Sewers have been known to breed mutant mosquitos, alligators, rats and fighting turtles. … Continue Reading ->

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