If we humans keep trying to cheat death by reanimating humans or animals, there will be a zombie. All that stuff on the map of people being eating is vrey wierd. Defetly the a teen whos flesh was eating. Yikes.
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in my famliy we have a tradition, every year we move and at christmas we go over our neighbor’s house on the left side and eat them…we then relocate the next day. yes this is correct, i’m not among the undead but…the taste of human flesh is amazing…so much better than pork chops
Is that really your safe house?
I live out in drayton Valley,AB
im on a farmwe have a big tower in there i turned it into the infection safe house its sick got like a sniping window and some supplies a mini fridge,45.glock
springfield and kar98k bolt action rifles
many throwing knives and swords too
i would want a baseball bat out of anything though,for melee anyways
you guys know where i can buy one of them swat suits??
yeah but i have a farm over that hill and then just over the other hill i have a camp and then i have a friend crazy jake we call him hes got a ak47 he picked up from a vietnam dead guy he still has it today. but the rest of his guns he bought (which were illegal ) the cops came to his house and took them he had a oozy and lots of other guns.
hahaa lol
Coordinates: (-27.524342558656528, 153.19252252578735
those two shoping centres is were im gonna go if zombies invade and im just gonna chill there
Anyone In NYC i’ll group up with you! All you have to do if ur in NYC is go out to The Statue of Liberty, kill all zombies then go inside the Statue and snipe out of the top window
okay this sucks the only zombie related thing in canada is a five hour drive away. damit!, you should put my dads co-workers brother on here because he made a sawed off shotgun with lazer sights, a claw bayonet, a special grip, and a reloader thing that takes 15 rounds for it to be empty. i think thats good enough.
I’m in Michigan and you’d better believe I’ll be heading to my familys cabin towards the north of the mit. There are hardly any people up there. Less people = Less Zombies. Woods all around full of food and lots of lakes full of fish. I’d be sittin’ pretty with a few weapons and my many years of martial arts training! Hopefully They never get close enough for me to have to use it though… wouldn’t want to get infected!
so how do we prove to others that this outbreak could happen? im desperatly trying but i cant find hardcore evidence on the interent that i trust is real…
[...] And believe it or not your iPhone can help you outrun a Zombie. You probably won’t like how, but given the choice, we believe using any of the Fitness Apps listed at iTunes is far better than becoming a Zombie. You can also track other Zombie sightings while you’re running to ensure you don’t keep running into them by bookmarking Maps at “The Undead Report.” [...]
If anyone lives in or near the Pensacola,FL area,email or add me on yahoo please. rocknchic2006@yahoo.com (: It’d be nice to have a buddy to join me when the shit hits the fan.
It is possible of a zombie attack, but, only a infection like from 48 days later or something, with all the advances in biological research and bio warfare, it could b possible that something goes wrong… or right. it could leak out and infect ppl. and then we would all b screwed for a few days. but, i think that if u waited it out for a few weeks with food and shit, the zombies would all fall over dead from lack of food. think about it, it’s only an infection, everything else happens normally in the body accept the infected area.
I’m deathly sacred of zombies I have been since I was 7 and I’m now 19 a have a plan
1. Grab my son
2. Go to the nearest super store Wal-Mart, Costco, Winco, IKEA or the mall and put that bitch on lock down * I don’t care if people want in or out IT’S A LOCK DOWN !*
3. Make a small government and set “laws” ect going out into the “field” to find others or get supplies surveillance or watching the lock down site medical check UPS everyday to make sure no one is infected or ill and to go out to the energy/water aka power boards so we can keep the lights and water running *make sure water is not contaminated*
4. Go out into the field to put out two way radios to reach others in need and expand to other super stores
5. Start gathering gardening supplies and animals that have not been infected and start breeding them for food supplies.
6. Find a way to cure humanity and just ride it out
…..pretty good, but a couple mistakes. People aren’t just going to agree to a form of government. You can’t just run in and do a “lock down” and take charge- people will rebell, and might not want a 19 year old running the place. That plan might generate unwanted problems. Also, places like that often have large windows that might be tough to cover up.
I think the Chinese school attacks need to be listed on the map. On the CNN website they have a list of the attacks in 2010:
“March 23: A man stabs eight students to death and wounds five others at an elementary school in Fujian province. The attacker, a former community doctor, was executed.
April 28: A male teacher barged into a primary school in southern Guangdong province, wounding 16 pupils and a teacher.
April 29: An unemployed man stormed into a kindergarten in Taixing city in Jiangsu province with a knife.
At least 28 children were injured, most of them four year olds.
April 30: A farmer entered a village school in Shandong province and attacked preschool students with a hammer, causing head injuries. He then set himself on fire and died.
May 12: Seven children were killed, and at least 20 others wounded after an attack at a kindergarten in Shaanxi province.
May 16: A man attacked six girls with a meat cleaver at a busy Chinese market before committing suicide by jumping out of a building, according to state-run media.”
The explanation for these events are obviously a cover-up. The Chinese government is simply trying to prevent mass panic. If you have ever read the Max Brooks novel “World War Z,” you will recall that the zombie outbreak started in China during the excavation for the Three Gorges dam.
1. I’m assuming my parents have been biten. In that case, I’d find Mom’s keys and drive to rescue my friends.
2. We raid our pantries and friedges for food and water.
3. Find sutible weapons (Do baseball bats work? I’m also pretty good with a staff, and like swinging stuff around.)
4. Make our way to Canada, stopping at gas stations, Wal*Mart, and various stores carefully.
5. Once in Canada, find a tiny town and TAKE IT OVER!!!!
6. Remain in said tiny town until the zombies have all died out.
Also, can zombies open doors? If not, then I guess barricade myself in a house and play video games. :P
I’m pretty sure theres some stuff going on in Turbotville Pennsylvania. almost every night the dogs go crazy and i’ve been hearing some random moans :(
I heard that zombies were seen as close to me as Flint MI, there were pictures of them walking down the street causing traffic to halt, some of us feel they have rebanded and may attack again this fall, I am going to Flint to help my friends survive, gotta have the survival handbook!!
Wish us luck as this looks to be a major outbreak.
If This Is True, Remain In Flint! My Survival Task Force Will Be Mobilized At First Verified Local Activity. Remain Prepared And If The Appocolypse Does Come To Fruition, Then We Will Be On Our Way And Shall Help You As Best We Can To Get To A Safehouse. Remain Prepared. Remain Vigilant. Never Back Down. May You Forever Remain Human…
For the longest time I’ve been afraid of zombies, for about five or six years now, and I’m almost sixteen. Yeesh, it’s unbelievable what my mind believes, but I surely believe in zombies. Always have.
I have a large duffle bag in my closet full of food, an unbelievably large First Aid kit that even includes Morphine, and a few other necessities like my boots and army jacket. I may have all of this, but if a zombie outbreak happens…I’m killing myself, haha. As much as I’d love to go and bash zombies faces in, my anxiety and depression are far too bad to want to get through this. So, if a zombie outbreak really does happen, I don’t want to be stuck in it.
35 thousand infected
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If we humans keep trying to cheat death by reanimating humans or animals, there will be a zombie. All that stuff on the map of people being eating is vrey wierd. Defetly the a teen whos flesh was eating. Yikes.
[...] And believe it or not your iPhone can help you outrun a Zombie. You probably won’t like how, but given the choice, we believe using any of the Fitness Apps listed at iTunes is far better than becoming a Zombie. You can also track other Zombie sightings while you’re running to ensure you don’t keep running into them by bookmarking Maps at “The Undead Report.” [...]
[...] is a website that shows zombie activities Undead Report. We all know that everything on the internet is true, right? So that means those of us who dont [...]
Coordinates: (42.76239363225736, -75.9549880027771)
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check it out its my safe house just need to do some fortification
in my famliy we have a tradition, every year we move and at christmas we go over our neighbor’s house on the left side and eat them…we then relocate the next day. yes this is correct, i’m not among the undead but…the taste of human flesh is amazing…so much better than pork chops
Is that really your safe house?
I live out in drayton Valley,AB
im on a farmwe have a big tower in there i turned it into the infection safe house its sick got like a sniping window and some supplies a mini fridge,45.glock
springfield and kar98k bolt action rifles
many throwing knives and swords too
i would want a baseball bat out of anything though,for melee anyways
you guys know where i can buy one of them swat suits??
well i am tony and have had the feeling shit going to hit the fan soon then later and me and my family will live no matter what
yeah but i have a farm over that hill and then just over the other hill i have a camp and then i have a friend crazy jake we call him hes got a ak47 he picked up from a vietnam dead guy he still has it today. but the rest of his guns he bought (which were illegal ) the cops came to his house and took them he had a oozy and lots of other guns.
hahaa lol
Coordinates: (-27.524342558656528, 153.19252252578735
those two shoping centres is were im gonna go if zombies invade and im just gonna chill there
Anyone In NYC i’ll group up with you! All you have to do if ur in NYC is go out to The Statue of Liberty, kill all zombies then go inside the Statue and snipe out of the top window
okay this sucks the only zombie related thing in canada is a five hour drive away. damit!, you should put my dads co-workers brother on here because he made a sawed off shotgun with lazer sights, a claw bayonet, a special grip, and a reloader thing that takes 15 rounds for it to be empty. i think thats good enough.
I’m in Michigan and you’d better believe I’ll be heading to my familys cabin towards the north of the mit. There are hardly any people up there. Less people = Less Zombies. Woods all around full of food and lots of lakes full of fish. I’d be sittin’ pretty with a few weapons and my many years of martial arts training! Hopefully They never get close enough for me to have to use it though… wouldn’t want to get infected!
ive got the perfect spot…..but i aint tellin nobody where its is.
chuckmbad idea i live in NY but not in the city go towards syracause i live in fabius…. in the city you will not survive
i think a hotel on the beach would be just fine to me to wait the attack out
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so how do we prove to others that this outbreak could happen? im desperatly trying but i cant find hardcore evidence on the interent that i trust is real…
[...] And believe it or not your iPhone can help you outrun a Zombie. You probably won’t like how, but given the choice, we believe using any of the Fitness Apps listed at iTunes is far better than becoming a Zombie. You can also track other Zombie sightings while you’re running to ensure you don’t keep running into them by bookmarking Maps at “The Undead Report.” [...]
[...] The Undead Report especially theirmap. [...]
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2010/0509/Zombie-satellite-runs-amok-in-Earth-s-orbit
THEY ARE IN SPACE!
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If anyone lives in or near the Pensacola,FL area,email or add me on yahoo please.
rocknchic2006@yahoo.com (: It’d be nice to have a buddy to join me when the shit hits the fan.
It is possible of a zombie attack, but, only a infection like from 48 days later or something, with all the advances in biological research and bio warfare, it could b possible that something goes wrong… or right. it could leak out and infect ppl. and then we would all b screwed for a few days. but, i think that if u waited it out for a few weeks with food and shit, the zombies would all fall over dead from lack of food. think about it, it’s only an infection, everything else happens normally in the body accept the infected area.
I’m deathly sacred of zombies I have been since I was 7 and I’m now 19 a have a plan
1. Grab my son
2. Go to the nearest super store Wal-Mart, Costco, Winco, IKEA or the mall and put that bitch on lock down * I don’t care if people want in or out IT’S A LOCK DOWN !*
3. Make a small government and set “laws” ect going out into the “field” to find others or get supplies surveillance or watching the lock down site medical check UPS everyday to make sure no one is infected or ill and to go out to the energy/water aka power boards so we can keep the lights and water running *make sure water is not contaminated*
4. Go out into the field to put out two way radios to reach others in need and expand to other super stores
5. Start gathering gardening supplies and animals that have not been infected and start breeding them for food supplies.
6. Find a way to cure humanity and just ride it out
…..pretty good, but a couple mistakes. People aren’t just going to agree to a form of government. You can’t just run in and do a “lock down” and take charge- people will rebell, and might not want a 19 year old running the place. That plan might generate unwanted problems. Also, places like that often have large windows that might be tough to cover up.
I think the Chinese school attacks need to be listed on the map. On the CNN website they have a list of the attacks in 2010:
“March 23: A man stabs eight students to death and wounds five others at an elementary school in Fujian province. The attacker, a former community doctor, was executed.
April 28: A male teacher barged into a primary school in southern Guangdong province, wounding 16 pupils and a teacher.
April 29: An unemployed man stormed into a kindergarten in Taixing city in Jiangsu province with a knife.
At least 28 children were injured, most of them four year olds.
April 30: A farmer entered a village school in Shandong province and attacked preschool students with a hammer, causing head injuries. He then set himself on fire and died.
May 12: Seven children were killed, and at least 20 others wounded after an attack at a kindergarten in Shaanxi province.
May 16: A man attacked six girls with a meat cleaver at a busy Chinese market before committing suicide by jumping out of a building, according to state-run media.”
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/05/12/china.school.attack.timeline/index.html
The explanation for these events are obviously a cover-up. The Chinese government is simply trying to prevent mass panic. If you have ever read the Max Brooks novel “World War Z,” you will recall that the zombie outbreak started in China during the excavation for the Three Gorges dam.
Prepare before it is too late!
I have a plan!
1. I’m assuming my parents have been biten. In that case, I’d find Mom’s keys and drive to rescue my friends.
2. We raid our pantries and friedges for food and water.
3. Find sutible weapons (Do baseball bats work? I’m also pretty good with a staff, and like swinging stuff around.)
4. Make our way to Canada, stopping at gas stations, Wal*Mart, and various stores carefully.
5. Once in Canada, find a tiny town and TAKE IT OVER!!!!
6. Remain in said tiny town until the zombies have all died out.
Also, can zombies open doors? If not, then I guess barricade myself in a house and play video games. :P
@ Harrisburg- that stuff really happened? damn, glad I don’t live in China. As for “World War Z” I’d take what max brooks says with a grain of salt.
U guys I have reason to believe that the Zombie Outbreak will Happen in the United States any one else believe this???
I’m pretty sure theres some stuff going on in Turbotville Pennsylvania. almost every night the dogs go crazy and i’ve been hearing some random moans :(
I heard that zombies were seen as close to me as Flint MI, there were pictures of them walking down the street causing traffic to halt, some of us feel they have rebanded and may attack again this fall, I am going to Flint to help my friends survive, gotta have the survival handbook!!
Wish us luck as this looks to be a major outbreak.
If This Is True, Remain In Flint! My Survival Task Force Will Be Mobilized At First Verified Local Activity. Remain Prepared And If The Appocolypse Does Come To Fruition, Then We Will Be On Our Way And Shall Help You As Best We Can To Get To A Safehouse. Remain Prepared. Remain Vigilant. Never Back Down. May You Forever Remain Human…
For the longest time I’ve been afraid of zombies, for about five or six years now, and I’m almost sixteen. Yeesh, it’s unbelievable what my mind believes, but I surely believe in zombies. Always have.
I have a large duffle bag in my closet full of food, an unbelievably large First Aid kit that even includes Morphine, and a few other necessities like my boots and army jacket. I may have all of this, but if a zombie outbreak happens…I’m killing myself, haha. As much as I’d love to go and bash zombies faces in, my anxiety and depression are far too bad to want to get through this. So, if a zombie outbreak really does happen, I don’t want to be stuck in it.
Love your map… we have one too, but a little different… with photos of zombies recently spotted… http://zombieambience.com/sightings/
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