Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is going to have to be the zombie. What better way to practice for your horrible undeath, than with movies, music, [...]
Archive for the ‘Weapons’ Category
The Undead Report Zombie Gear Store!
May
14
This is why we can’t have nice things. Zombies. The Undead Report has assembled a collection of gear including two-way radios, zombie survival guides, med kits, knives, spears, tools and more so you’ll be prepared for any disaster, but especially those full of the undead. The Undead Report is launching a beta version of [...]
Zombie Shooting Targets
Jan
11
The Undead Report is pleased to announce new zombie targets for your shooting, hunting, aiming, target practice and plinking pleasure. Targets are printed on sturdy 27# stock paper at 13″ by 19″. Targets will be sold in several to a pack, mailed in a sturdy shipping tube. I’d like your ideas on the current design [...]
Chainsaw Bayonet
Dec
17
Certain weapons are exemplary models of undead destruction. A chainsaw is good. A rifle is better. A rifle with a bayonet can come in handy. A chainsaw bayonet? Well, it’s not something I’d like to be on the wrong side of. One part electric chainsaw, plus one part tactical rail mount equals twelve parts zombie [...]
AA-12 Shotgun – Anti-Zombie Weapon of Choice
Dec
28
In any conflict, one thing is key: your weapon. An uprising of the walking plague, legions of the undead, or hordes of zombies is no different. The well prepared and well armed survivor will have serveral weapons at his or her disposal: a trusty sidearm, a sturdy and damaging melee weapon, and a primary offensive [...]
