“Chances are if you’re ready to battle zombies, you’re ready to handle any emergency or disaster,” said a press release from CERT. Westlake, a suburb east of Cleveland OH, is preparing for the zombie apocalypse. They’ve mobilized their Community Emergency Response Team to offer training and survival for area residents. The Westshore Regional Community Emergency […]
Yearly Archives: 2012
Undead Report Zombie Flavored Artwork
In order to further my zombie research and help keep this website running (design, code, and writing are all me), I produce artwork. I’ll have more fun things in the coming weeks and months. Meanwhile, here’s a spiffy but gross zombie themed design. It doesn’t specifically *state* zombie, Undead Report or anything of that nature, […]
Chinese Zombie Attack: Drunken man leaps upon, eats woman’s face
The zombie attacks aren’t left to just the American south. China has decided to jump on the enraged-person-eats-face bandwagon. Drunk Chinese bus driver, Dong, blocked the path of motorist Du. Du steps out. Dong attacks and eats Du’s face. Sometimes the headlines, they write themselves. According to local Chinese news reports, the bus driver, Dong, […]
Z World Detroit – Help Fill Detroit with Zombies
Detroit. It’s that loveable, stalwart city that’s a microcosm of Michigan, possible even the US. It’s also a perfect place for zombies to slowly take over. A ragtag bunch of misfits in my home state have an ambitious project to reanimate part of the forlorn city (although not necessarily rebuild it) into a hands on […]
Face-eating drugged-up attacks continue
There’s something going on in the hot muggy climates of the southern United States. Another person has had his face gnawed upon by a drugged up attacker, someone he knew, and a suspect threatens to eat police officers. Louisiana In Lousiana, a swift attack mirrors that of the Miami Zombie. Scott resident Carl Jacquneaux bit […]
Doctor spits blood at police; man throws intestines at SWAT
The self mutilating, gore throwing madness from beyond the dark reaches of the secretes of the human mind continues. Blood Spitting In Florida (where these things oft happen), anesthesiologist Dr. Zachary Bird, 41, was arrested on a DUI. Oddly, he had $40,000 cash in his pockets and two handguns and $14,000 in his car. While […]
Miami Zombie identified, witness describes scene
Miami police shoot, kill naked man eating face of victim
UPDATE 5/31: Girlfriend: ‘Miami Zombie’ may have had voodoo spell placed on him. Eugene’s girlfriend has her own theory on what happened that day. She believes Eugene was drugged unknowingly. The only other explanation, she said, was supernatural — that someone put a voodoo curse on him. UPDATE 5/29: Surveillance camera footage of the Miami […]
Map of the Dead
Just in case Google maps are a bit too confusing, some good folks have put together a concise, simple and easy to use survivalists map. It highlights danger (populated) zones in bright red for starters. But the real information lies in its easy to understand directory of gun shops, hospitals, liquor stores, gas stations and […]
Run for Your Lives 5K
Do you live in the states? Are you in hardcore training mode? Are you a simulation and survivalist junkie? Then get ready to strap on your running shoes, or Five Fingers, and pound the trail escaping from some (almost) real zombies. Run for your lives will get you trained. Technically, its a combination 5K / […]