Monthly Archives: July 2008

Zombie Theatre: Multi-Purpose Doom

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Zombie Ballerina The old community center is always a good place for family-friendly wholesome gatherings. Shoot some hoops, learn to dance, and make new friends. But is it adequate for when the zombies take over? Wait, what? Yes, there you are rollerskating … Continue Reading ->

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Zombie Parasite May Explain Honey Bee Deaths 1
Zombie Apocalypse 2012 Swiftly Approaches 15
Zombie Targets! The Undead Report Store is open! 10
Zombie Targets for Sale starting 12/1! 2
Ten Simple Things for Robust Zombie Preparedness 20
We’ll All Just Smile and Nod when it Finally Arrives 5
Rabies, Flu, Ebola: National Geographic Investigates Zombies 4
CDC Readies America for Zombie Preparedness 3
The Art of Shooting a Rifle 2
Zombie Proof House: Don’t Forget an Exit Strategy 14
Euthanized Puppy Returns from the Dead 6
Mass Animal Deaths Strange and Unsettling 5
Zombie Preparedness for Christmas and the New Year 1
Zombie Outbreaks Always Start with “Man Bites” Headlines 6
The Reapers are the Angels Expresses Horror of Meatskins, Human Condition 12
Tabloid Journalism Informs the Masses of Zombies 6
Zombie Parkour: Small Town Illinois Trains Survivors 13
PSE Tac 15 Crossbow for Accurate Headshots, Evading Gun Control 4
Zombie Outbreak Plan for the Texan 27
Anti-Zombie “Outbreak Omega” Training and Live Fire Shoot in Minnesota 15
Transportation in the Land of the Dead 18
Potential Zombies in the News 6
Toxoplasma Parasite: Hideous bug lives inside, tries to kill you. 8
Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs 13
Class 3 Outbreak: Interactive Zombie Attack Simulator 12
Apocalypse Survival: Keep Your Head, Know Your Weapons 56
Real Zombies Ignored by Media around Halloween 10
The Undead Report on Red Bar Radio Again! 3
Choose Your Own Zombie Preparedness! 5
Undead Report featured on Attack of the Show 4
Early Apocalypse Survival Mistakes 38
Zombie Mathematical Model: Slim Chances for Survival 20
Undead or Infected Zombies? 41
Zombies Thrill Chicago 7
Yes! Zombie Targets for Sale! 1
Undead Report at Zombie Disco in Chicago, Saturday 1
This Saturday: Chicago Zombies March Again 3
The Undead Report Zombie Gear Store! 0
Zombie Bite in New Orleans? 13
April 25th, Chicago: Zombie Pub Crawl. 0
Headline Zombie News 1
Zombie Bowling in Chicago: The Aftermath 4
Zombies Bowling for Brains in Chicago 1
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 2
Zombies Ahead: Hacking Road Signs in an Apocalypse 19
Zombie Shooting Targets 15
Chainsaw Bayonet 25
Zombies on Ice: Chicago! 0
Zombies to be Filmed: Chicago Nov 23rd! 0
Happy Halloween! Zombie walks, nerve gas blood and more! 0
Undead Report on Red Bar Radio 1
Reanimating Dead Hearts 4
Zombie Arcade Action! 10
Zombie Solanum is fiction. 16
Stay out of the sewers. 16
Multi-Purpose Doom: Tactical Analysis and Review 6
Zombie Theatre: Multi-Purpose Doom 1
Zombies Attack Downtown Chicago 11
Why Zombies? 11
Hollywood Teaches Zombie Preparedness 9
Zombies Descend on Chicago – The Aftermath 5
Chicago Zombie Walk – Pub Crawl 1
Zombies in Popular Culture 2
Real Zombies on Film 2
Zombie Apocalypse Defense Gear 35
Soviet Reanimated Dog Head: Film Revisited 39
A Statistical Analysis of Real Life Zombies 25
AA-12 Shotgun – Anti-Zombie Weapon of Choice 174
US Scientists Continue Commie Reanimation Research 40
2012 and the Zombie Apocalypse 495
Reanimation, regenesis and stem cells: Apocalyptic Frontiers 31
Zombie Short – What to do in a Zombie Attack 9
Immortal Cells – Zombie cancer of mankind 8
M1 Garand: Semi-auto Zombie Decapitator 91
Zombie Attack Defense Station – Prepare your home! 123
Zombie Preparedness explained in plain english! 2
Zombie Walk, Tucson AZ 5
Zombie Reindeer 27
Mysterious Meteor crashes in Peru – makes people sick 21
Brain Eating Amoeba – The Single Celled Horror 7
Scientists create form of reanimation 3
Film – Night of the Living Dead 3
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