The Undead Report is now pleased to present zombie targets for your headshot pleasure. Targets are printed on standard and sturdy 27lb. stock, matte white paper at 13″ x 19″, mailed USPS in a sturdy shipping tube. All targets are printed and shipped in-house, this is a one man operation!
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All targets are $2.50 each, plus $4 shipping for the whole order. $6.00 for a pack of all three! The targets come in three flavors: Creepy Child Zombie, Fat Guy Zombie and the Hot Chick Zombie. Targets feature highlighted target areas, reinforcing the proper kill area for a zombie: the eye sockets, center of the forehead, and spinal column. Features:
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19 thousand infected
How pleasant….you can now do what movies have rarely showed….shoot some zombie children. By the way, sam, why was a word in your “leave a comment attention” redacted? I love the targets though…might buy some for my .22 to obliterate. By the way, thank you for letting us edit our comments!
Very nice! I’m glad you got them all ready for purchase. They look great, I really like the zombie child. Congratulations on a job well done!
Thats OFFICER Kent
I saw a zombie in Pomona, CA about sixteen years ago. It was absolutely the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve encountered dead bodies, witches, demonic animals, etc. in my paranormal pursuits. First off, no zombie photo I’ve ever seen elsewhere would do it justice, and that includes everything on your site. The zombie I saw staggered into an unlighted street about two hundred yards ahead of me as I drove home from my girlfriend’s house about 1 a.m. Yes I was sober, and no I’m not delusional. I slowed my car down thinking the person was really drunk as he was weaving noticeably. As I neared, the person stopped directly on the line in the middle of the road. “Great,” I thought, “this guy is really drunk.” So I slowed down to about 5 mph in case he fell into my car. As I passed him I looked through the passenger window as if to say, “What’s up with you?” and immediately all the hair on my body stood on end. The person had all the features of a… man… but he was as white as a sheet of paper. Inhumanly white. Also, all of his clothes appeared bleached white, like bleached denim. Worse, his mouth was open a good six inches. Impossible to open your mouth like that, and his face was horribly contorted in the most horrific expression. My first thought was, “That guy is dead.” It was thoroughly shocking. As I drove away thinking of what I’d just seen, I looked back at him through my rear view mirror. He slowly turned to face my car, and as soon as he was directly facing my car, about a hundred yards behind me, two laser beams of pure, white light shot forth from his eyes and entered my vehicle. There were no other cars on the road, no house lights, no street lights.
this is what we need to get ready for the zombie attacks across America, read books grab supplies, take point, make action,
xemp
live free and die happy
my airsoft guns have a purpose now
I have a rig of metal bars that make it so A friend can pull targets toward me. Pretty damn fun.
can also be good for practising the swing on close-quarter weapons. obviously it’s different in the real deal but it’s best to be prepared!
Wow 14 shots and only one kill shot? Gonna need a bit more practice.
through my long enduring journey of the western pacific ridge i hear a small shrilling yell. i think okay well whatever just a baby or something. but i was way wrong. as i neared the ocean more and more it began to grow louder and deeper. i started to become scared so i got out my cold steel kukri machete out of my fox medium transport bag. the sun was just barely starting to set and for some reason no one was at the beach so i began to wonder. the yelling grew louder and louder and then stepping out of the sand was a bright figure that appeared to be some sort of demonic character. he seemed very angry at me so i calmly walked towards him trying to remain peaceful. yet he jumped at me so i ran away dreadfully terrified. ive never experienced something so terrifying, even worse then any satanic parrot or the ugliest werewolf in the dark forest of Galagphone. i could barely contain myself.
they should have printable-versions. course i don’t have a printer… or a gun… so they would be pretty much useless anyways. but they seem like a good buy, and nice [memorabilia]. if i spelled [memorabilia] right.
Thanks Harry! Home-printable versions would have to be face only, in order to be life-size. I’ll think about it!
Nice! now all i need is a gun!
Ive got a question, whats the dimensions of the targets?
Targets are printed life-size at 13″ x 19″, just enough for shooting a head and shoulders.
Being [young], the chances of possessing a gun are slim. However, it would be interesting with an air rifle or airsoft gun.
totally getting one for my 38 special!!!!
in the hills outside my house every night at mid-night i hear a loud demonic yell.
i also saw a person last month limbing,i couldnt see if it was a man or woman cause it way dark outside and the person was hissing or somthing while he was walking towards me.
I am loving those zombies. Haha! I think that’s cool. Sence I down own a gun or anything, I do knives. (I use to draw my own zombies, post them on trees and throw knives at em) :D
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