Food and Cooking

There will be no cheeseburgers in an apocalypse. You better know how to cook and maintain essential nutrients, vitamins and cheeses. Zombie flesh doesn’t taste any better than human flesh.

16 thousand infected

  • acr 7.62 all day Sep 4, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    Cheaper than dirt MREs military rations I ate one from desert storm last week and I’m fine

  • 1 mike Sep 14, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    actually as gross as this sounds human flesh tastes like pork. provide it wasnt infected humans are rather tasty.

  • 2 logan Sep 21, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    really? wow….did you hear that or did you actually taste it for yourself?

  • 3 mike Sep 21, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    plead the 5th

  • 4 mike Sep 22, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    i will say this. history channel ran a few episodes of cannibilism. on ships that where lost. when food had run out they would serve “long pork” (human). there is actually a very interesting history on the subject.

  • 5 logan Sep 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    alrighty then…but pork, really? I guess i can understand why some people would be cannibals…but eating a human would be way too ugh for me. no matter how much it tastes like pork, or whatever it tastes like.

  • 6 mike Sep 23, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    youd be very surprised what youd eat if you where starving. the will to live is very strong in people. of course i only recomend it as a very last resort if at all. you also have to think about people who are starving, who think you may look like a good dinner. its not a very pleasant thing to think about.

  • 7 Jomando Sep 24, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    I watched something on the history channel, or the discovery channel or sumtin and i heard that human is actually an acuired taste. . .

  • 8 PurpleEater Oct 8, 2010 at 1:51 am

    Most accounts liken human flesh to mutton…weird, huh?

  • 9 Dookie791 Oct 11, 2010 at 8:37 am

    mike… that was sorta creepy. Why do you plead to 5th? wait….. kill him!!! he’s infected!!!

  • 10 mike Oct 11, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    jeez! you eat one foot and they call you a CANNIBAL! meh im probably just a carrier the virus doesnt actually affect me. first there was typhoid mary, then there was t virus mike! lol suffice to say its not somthing id want to do unless i had to.

  • 11 PurpleEater Oct 25, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    You know what, there WILL be cheeseburgers in the apocalypse! I’ll open a shop! Who’s with me?

  • 12 Ssgtnelson Jul 7, 2011 at 11:56 am

    Remember that eating human will eventually lead to a breakdown of the nervous system. Similar to mad cow disease, which was caused by cows being fed the leftover parts of other cows… bones I believe.

  • 13 Cody Oct 17, 2011 at 10:10 am

    thats true aand be shure to keep the fire a blazing at all times

  • 14 Cody Nov 15, 2011 at 11:16 am

    I’d cook on this all day

  • 15 Cody Nov 15, 2011 at 11:17 am

    oh ya and baking on the camp fire

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