This week, UndeadReport.com reader Mr Match from Australia writes a thorough guide covering weapons and armament for your long term survival. I am going to have to agree with ‘GoingToSurvive’ that everybody here is focused on how to fight zombies more than actually surviving a shit-hits-the-shit-that-hits-the-fan scenario. But I think that’s just because it’s the […]
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Early Apocalypse Survival Mistakes
Sep
22
2009
S#it just hit the fan. The zombies have come. The infection has spread. They’re neither fast, nor slow, but they do attack and they do kill, and the infection is spreading, and you probably can’t tell the infected from survivors until it’s too close or too late. This is the moment you haven’t been adequately […]
Chainsaw Bayonet
Dec
17
2008
Certain weapons are exemplary models of undead destruction. A chainsaw is good. A rifle is better. A rifle with a bayonet can come in handy. A chainsaw bayonet? Well, it’s not something I’d like to be on the wrong side of. One part electric chainsaw, plus one part tactical rail mount equals twelve parts zombie […]
Multi-Purpose Doom: Tactical Analysis and Review
Aug
05
2008
Aim and survive. Be prepared. You’ve been warned. If you found yourself trapped in a gymnasium with hordes of brain hungry zombies coming from every door and window, what would you do? Fight? Flee? Scream? You’d probably die, because you haven’t seen the second hand tacitcal simulation that is being demonstrated here in Chicago. A […]
Zombie Apocalypse Defense Gear
Feb
29
2008
Preparedness. If you want to survive, you have to prepare. Survival isn’t about scavenging, looting and / or pillaging. It’s about preparing for the inevitable and having a plan. Fortunately, you have me to guide you. Update 2009-05-14: You can buy some of this stuff in the Zombie Apocalypse Store! Personal Defense You will need […]
AA-12 Shotgun – Anti-Zombie Weapon of Choice
Dec
28
2007
In any conflict, one thing is key: your weapon. An uprising of the walking plague, legions of the undead, or hordes of zombies is no different. The well prepared and well armed survivor will have serveral weapons at his or her disposal: a trusty sidearm, a sturdy and damaging melee weapon, and a primary offensive […]
2012 and the Zombie Apocalypse
Nov
26
2007
“I’ll give you the 2012 thing”, she said, “but a zombie apocalypse? Come on, you don’t really believe that do you?” The 2012 thing – if you’re reading this article, chances are you’re already familiar with it. The 2012 thing refers to the conveniently predicted end-of-the-world or great change coming December 21st, 2012. Many apocalypse […]
M1 Garand: Semi-auto Zombie Decapitator
Nov
02
2007
Undead Report reader Kender submits the following weapon review. Ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking: “Boy, if there was a zombie infestation today, what would I do to protect myself and those around me?” If you don’t you are a total selfish jerk who should be more concerned about the important things in life, such as not being eaten […]
