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Chainsaw Bayonet

Dec
17

Certain weapons are exemplary models of undead destruction. A chainsaw is good. A rifle is better. A rifle with a bayonet can come in handy. A chainsaw bayonet? Well, it’s not something I’d like to be on the wrong side of. One part electric chainsaw, plus one part tactical rail mount equals twelve parts zombie [...]

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Multi-Purpose Doom: Tactical Analysis and Review

Aug
05

Aim and survive. Be prepared. You’ve been warned. If you found yourself trapped in a gymnasium with hordes of brain hungry zombies coming from every door and window, what would you do? Fight? Flee? Scream? You’d probably die, because you haven’t seen the second hand tacitcal simulation that is being demonstrated here in Chicago. A [...]

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Zombie Apocalypse Defense Gear

Feb
29

Preparedness. If you want to survive, you have to prepare. Survival isn’t about scavenging, looting and / or pillaging. It’s about preparing for the inevitable and having a plan. Fortunately, you have me to guide you. Update 2009-05-14: You can buy some of this stuff in the Zombie Apocalypse Store! Personal Defense You will need [...]

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AA-12 Shotgun – Anti-Zombie Weapon of Choice

Dec
28

In any conflict, one thing is key: your weapon. An uprising of the walking plague, legions of the undead, or hordes of zombies is no different. The well prepared and well armed survivor will have serveral weapons at his or her disposal: a trusty sidearm, a sturdy and damaging melee weapon, and a primary offensive [...]

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M1 Garand: Semi-auto Zombie Decapitator

Nov
02

Undead Report reader Kender submits the following weapon review. Ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking: “Boy, if there was a zombie infestation today, what would I do to protect myself and those around me?” If you don’t you are a total selfish jerk who should be more concerned about the important things in life, such as not being eaten [...]

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