You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range. ZOMBIE TARGETS! Buy now! Whether you shoot paintball, Nerf or live armor piercing incendiary rounds, take these targets to the [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Survival Gear’
The Undead Report Zombie Gear Store!
May
14
This is why we can’t have nice things. Zombies. The Undead Report has assembled a collection of gear including two-way radios, zombie survival guides, med kits, knives, spears, tools and more so you’ll be prepared for any disaster, but especially those full of the undead. The Undead Report is launching a beta version of [...]
Zombie Shooting Targets
Jan
11
The Undead Report is pleased to announce new zombie targets for your shooting, hunting, aiming, target practice and plinking pleasure. Targets are printed on sturdy 27# stock paper at 13″ by 19″. Targets will be sold in several to a pack, mailed in a sturdy shipping tube. I’d like your ideas on the current design [...]
Zombie Apocalypse Defense Gear
Feb
29
Preparedness. If you want to survive, you have to prepare. Survival isn’t about scavenging, looting and / or pillaging. It’s about preparing for the inevitable and having a plan. Fortunately, you have me to guide you. Update 2009-05-14: You can buy some of this stuff in the Zombie Apocalypse Store! Personal Defense You will need [...]
Zombie Attack Defense Station – Prepare your home!
Oct
30
In the event of a catastrophic rising of the undead, zombies, Naegleria infected criminally insane, or even reanimated deer, it’s imperative that your home be protected. You can protect your home with style and class by building your own emergency zombie defense station. A simple offensive kit consists of a primary weapon, an ammunitionless weapon, [...]
