Yes, that’s right. The Undead Report’s Zombie Targets are back! Starting Dec 1, you will be able to purchase and download targets and then print as many as you desire to your zombie hating hearts content!

Fresh from range testing, the targets are here once again for ordering and shooting. The targets are now print-at-home, so you’ll be able to print as many as you want for all your bow-hunting, plinking, Nerf battles, paintballing, Airsoft zombie hunting and dart throwing needs!

The targets will be available individually, or you can save and download the three pack! All targets are 8.5″ x 11″ PDFs and specially designed to print in only black ink for ease of printing at home. Targets include areas to mark weapon information, highlighted killzones and more!

Special discount code will be mentioned on launch day on Facebook and in the chat box for my regular members!

It’s time to prepare. We’ve a little over one year left. Let’s get ready.

Is your gas mask ready? Are you susceptible to loud noises or outgorwing your food supply? You may end up like one of millions of animals falling from the sky, dropping dead or washing ashore.

It’s strange that it seems to affect just one species — blackbirds, drumfish — but it’s not extremely rare. About every three years, the western coast of Michigan becomes a graveyard for millions of starved alewives. Still, the hazmat team dispatch with which authorites responded to the New Years’ blackbird deaths is slightliy unsettling.

The official explanation is “blunt force trauma” due to being startled by fireworks and crashing into things.

Downriver from the blackbirds, 100,000 drum fish die en masse. Fingers are pointed at industrial wastes, pollution, and the conspiracy theorists blame HAARP or even the UFOs. Nothing is reanimated yet, however.

A Google Map has been constructed which pinpoints deaths, numbers and species, and is being updated as more reports come in. One must remember, that like “shark week”, the data presented does not necessarily point to anything strange.

View Mass Animal Deaths in a larger map

The strange mass deaths aren’t just affecting fish and fowl — mammals are susceptible too. In Wisconsin, 200 cows have dropped dead fromwhat has now been reported as some form of disease. Many semi trucks were needed to haul away the dead cattle.

Stranger still are 1,000 turtledoves falling dead in Italy with a strange blue stain on their beaks. It should be noted that experts claim they were dead due to overeating and lack of oxygen at altitude. Scientists have said the Magnetic North Pole is shifting at an average of around 25 miles a year, which could be causing the bird deaths, or perhaps even be a precursor to magnetic or geographic pole shift.

Stay tuned to the Undead Report’s Facebook Wall for reports from this website and other readers.

Photo: Sir Mildred Pierce

Parasites, virii, bacteria, evil alien brain worms. These things can all potentially live inside you and destroy you from the inside out. I’ve written about Toxoplasma before. It’s a parasite that decreases fear in rats, causing them to be eaten by cats. Pregnant women must avoid cats and undercooked meat, as Toxoplasmosis can cause sexual promiscuity, more male births and excessive risk taking. It can make men less intelligent, more jealous and anti-social, cause schizophrenia, or slow reaction times. This little worm can even be the cause of car collisions. Death.

From a report on Toxoplasmosis and car accidents:

“The subjects with latent toxoplasmosis have significantly increased risk of traffic accidents than the noninfected subjects. Relative risk of traffic accidents decreases with the duration of infection. These results suggest that ‘asymptomatic’ acquired toxoplasmosis might in fact represent a serious and highly underestimated public health problem, as well as an economic problem. “

I’m not saying Toxoplasma causes zombism — but it can create strange mental faculties, cause aggression and risk taking and reduce reaction time. Are cats evil? Quite possibly yes.

Are food-borne parasites a major cause of car accidents? – Science that Matters.

Czech scientists discover link between accidents, blood group and parasite – Radio.cz