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		<title>Zombie Parasite May Explain Honey Bee Deaths</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Hunter Sam</dc:creator>
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<p>Colony Collapse Disorder is destroying honey bee populations around America. Honey bees are an integral and essential but fragile part of the food chain. Unfortunately like we humans, they are not immune to virii and zombie parasites.</p>
<p>Discovery of the &#8230; <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2012/01/zombie-parasite-may-explain-honey-bee-deaths/" class="read_more">Continue Reading -></a></p>]]></description>
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<p>Colony Collapse Disorder is destroying honey bee populations around America. Honey bees are an integral and essential but fragile part of the food chain. Unfortunately like we humans, they are not immune to virii and zombie parasites.</p>
<p>Discovery of the bee parasite and their subsequent strange death came as a surprise to researcher John Hafernik at San Francisco State University. He made the discovery by accident, after he foraged some bees to feed to a praying mantis. The bees were left unattended in a vial and soon began to die, but not in the usual way of sitting still and curling up.</p>
<p>&#8220;They kept stretching [their legs] out and then falling over,&#8221; said his graduate student Andrew Core. &#8220;It really painted a picture of something like a zombie.&#8221;</p>
<p>The parasite Apocephalus borealis lays its eggs in the bee&#8217;s abdomen. The larvae then push their way into the world, often exiting between the bee&#8217;s head and thorax.</p>
<p>The quote from the graduate student is surely sensational and perhaps taken slightly out of context, but mass honey bee death is still quite unsettling. This parasite could be working in combination with many other factors, leading to the mass die-offs. Regardless, there&#8217;s only one thing worse than bees.</p>
<p>Zombees.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-01-04/zombie-bee-dieoff/52381196/1">&#8216;Zombie&#8217; fly hijacks bees&#8217; bodies and may explain die-off (USA Today)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jgRv_IsrETFxoHa_Qq7n5Ac5cHew?docId%3DCNG.492b824e3d30892c55885c510df35945.71">Fly parasite turns honey bees into &#8216;zombies&#8217;: study (AFP)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/05/scientists_parasite_zombie_bees/">Parasites spark swarm of zombie bees (The Register)</a></p>
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		<title>Zombie Apocalypse 2012 Swiftly Approaches</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Hunter Sam</dc:creator>
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<p> One year left.</p>
<p>Z-Day. 2012. The Mayan zombie super-apocalypse. Sensational journalism. Paranoid survivalists. Gun nuts. People out having fun. Boy scouts taking their preparedness to the next level. If you can be ready for this, you can be ready for &#8230; <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2011/12/zombie-apocalypse-2012-swiftly-approaches/" class="read_more">Continue Reading -></a></p>]]></description>
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<p> One year left.</p>
<p>Z-Day. 2012. The Mayan zombie super-apocalypse. Sensational journalism. Paranoid survivalists. Gun nuts. People out having fun. Boy scouts taking their preparedness to the next level. If you can be ready for this, you can be ready for anything.</p>
<p>2012 and the end of the world has been<a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/11/2012-and-the-zombie-apocalypse/"> discussed at length here</a> (dozens of comments pending) and elsewhere. This site naturally leans towards a zombie apocalypse on the 21st of December, 2012. We&#8217;re zombie fans, we love this stuff. Take it with a grain of salt as you will. True,  most apocalypse theories and end time projections lack scientific evidence, but we don&#8217;t really care. If we can prepare in a year for a be-all end-all apocalypse of local or global scale based on humans turning into something decidedly less human, you can count on a zombie preparedness expert to get you out of a jam, change a flat tire, whip up delicious scorpion stew, or have a solid sate of mind to hear your own fears. We&#8217;re there for you, but we won&#8217;t hesitate to end it real quick if you decide to get all bitey on us. Just don&#8217;t expect us to share our escape strategies and survival plans with anyone, even our loved ones. They will be revealed when necessary.</p>
<p>Doomsday 2012 will certainly be creeping into mainstream media as the year progresses. You may count on a few groups or individuals even creating a self-fulfilling prophecy. Y2K, Heaven&#8217;s Gate, May21, 2011 &#8212; the dates have come and gone, and some of us remain. That may be true come a year, but it doesn&#8217;t mean our curiosity will be satisfied on the 22nd.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-1628" title="IMG_2127" src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/IMG_2127.jpg" alt="Dixie Square Mall, Blues Brothers, Chicago" width="600" height="450" /></p>
<p>Research indicates it will be the &#8220;Boyle&#8221; rage virus, still alive human type of zombie. If you&#8217;re looking for evidence, all it takes is a few Google searches and Cracked&#8217;s RSS feed. Cracked has posted numerous articles about Z-day. Here&#8217;s a few relevant ones to bring you up to speed.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html" target="_blank">5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen</a></p>
<ul>
<li>Brain parasites (such as toxoplasma or Naegleria fowleri)</li>
<li>Neurotoxins (like tetrodotoxin)</li>
<li>Rage Virus (think advanced rabies)</li>
<li>Neurogenesis (stem cell research causes post-mortem or post trauma brain growth)</li>
<li>Nanobots</li>
</ul>
<p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html" target="_blank"> 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)</a></p>
<ul>
<li>Natural predators (dogs, wolves)</li>
<li>Heat</li>
<li>Cold</li>
<li>Biting as a bad poor of transmission</li>
<li>Inability to heal (which assumes dead zombies)</li>
<li>Natural landscape barriers</li>
<li>Weapons and people</li>
</ul>
<p>And a terse list that fulfills a lot of our carnal desires:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article/136_5-reasons-you-secretly-want-zombie-apocalypse/" target="_blank">5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse</a></p>
<ul>
<li>Guilt Free Violence</li>
<li>Free Stuff</li>
<li>Simplicity</li>
<li>Acting Like a Jerk</li>
<li>Being the Alpha Dog</li>
</ul>
<p>Even if the zombie, climate, political, or economic apocalypse doesn&#8217;t happen on the 21st, zombie haters will remain vigilant, stocked, and prepared.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not a paranoia, it&#8217;s not a fear, or even a desire. It&#8217;s a mindset to think &#8220;what if&#8221; and &#8220;how can I be ready&#8221;.</p>
<p>Time to start the countdown.</p>
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		<title>Zombie Targets for Sale starting 12/1!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 23:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Hunter Sam</dc:creator>
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<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right. The Undead Report&#8217;s Zombie Targets are back! Starting Dec 1, you will be able to purchase and download targets and then print as many as you desire to your zombie hating hearts content!</p>
<p>Fresh from range testing, &#8230; <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2011/11/zombie-targets-for-sale-starting-121/" class="read_more">Continue Reading -></a></p>]]></description>
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<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right. The Undead Report&#8217;s Zombie Targets are back! Starting Dec 1, you will be able to purchase and download targets and then print as many as you desire to your zombie hating hearts content!</p>
<p>Fresh from range testing, the targets are here once again for ordering and shooting. The targets are now print-at-home, so you&#8217;ll be able to print as many as you want for all your bow-hunting, plinking, Nerf battles, paintballing, Airsoft zombie hunting and dart throwing needs!</p>
<p>The targets will be available individually, or you can save and download the three pack! All targets are 8.5&#8243; x 11&#8243; PDFs and specially designed to print in only black ink for ease of printing at home. Targets include areas to mark weapon information, highlighted killzones and more!</p>
<p><strong>Special discount code</strong> will be mentioned on launch day on <strong>Facebook</strong> and in the <strong>chat box</strong> for my regular members!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s time to prepare. We&#8217;ve a little over one year left. Let&#8217;s get ready.</p>
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		<title>We&#8217;ll All Just Smile and Nod when it Finally Arrives</title>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2011/10/well-all-just-smile-and-nod-when-it-finally-arrives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 13:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Hunter Sam</dc:creator>
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<p>You may be worried about the apocalypse. If you&#8217;re a regular at this site, you&#8217;re probably quite familiar with it. On a deep personal level, you may even be scared about it, but dissuade yourself often that such a thing &#8230; <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2011/10/well-all-just-smile-and-nod-when-it-finally-arrives/" class="read_more">Continue Reading -></a></p>]]></description>
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<p>You may be worried about the apocalypse. If you&#8217;re a regular at this site, you&#8217;re probably quite familiar with it. On a deep personal level, you may even be scared about it, but dissuade yourself often that such a thing could never happen. Chalk that up to being human and being optimistic. When the apocalypse comes, we may just deny its actually arrived.</p>
<p>Researchers in Europe designed a test for participants to determine how people planned for negative events in the future. It turns out, our optimism may screw up our reasoning, even with statistics of said negative events to aid us.</p>
<blockquote><p>This human propensity toward optimism is facilitated by the brain&#8217;s failure to code errors in estimation when those call for pessimistic updates. This failure results in selective updating, which supports unrealistic optimism that is resistant to change.</p></blockquote>
<p>Statistically, if you think bad things may happen more often &#8212; and plan accordingly &#8212; you&#8217;ll be better prepared. It&#8217;s not far stretched to be advised in your zombie apocalypse planning to engage the possibility of natural disasters, meteors and avalanches at the same time.</p>
<p>Be aware of your own optimism. Right now you may be thinking &#8220;ah, but when it does hit the fan, I&#8217;ll be surviving with my mates in the Army base the next state over, and we&#8217;ll all drink beer and have a laugh&#8221;. It&#8217;s a good idea, and you&#8217;ve taken a few steps towards your survival. Perhaps you&#8217;re still a little too happy about the whole thing. This is the apocalypse. Someone has to die. Plan for that eventual bite.</p>
<p>Thanks to Reader Lisa for the tip.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nature.com/neuro/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nn.2949.html" target="_blank">How unrealistic optimism is maintained in the face of reality</a>  via</p>
<p>IO9 : <a href="http://io9.com/5848857/your-brain-wont-allow-you-to-believe-the-apocalypse-could-actually-happen" target="_blank">Your brain won’t allow you to believe the apocalypse could actually happen </a></p>
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		<title>CDC Readies America for Zombie Preparedness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 20:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Hunter Sam</dc:creator>
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<p>If you can be prepared for a zombie apocalypse, you can prepared for almost anything. At least, that&#8217;s how the line of thinking goes. If one can have all the food, water, shelter and materials to survive a complete lack &#8230; <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2011/05/cdc-readies-america-for-zombie-preparedness/" class="read_more">Continue Reading -></a></p>]]></description>
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<p>If you can be prepared for a zombie apocalypse, you can prepared for almost anything. At least, that&#8217;s how the line of thinking goes. If one can have all the food, water, shelter and materials to survive a complete lack of human civilization, one should easily be able to survive a tornado, hurricane or flooding. This is a common thought shared by many zombie fans and survivalists and is our tying thread to reality. Yet when the message comes from the Centers for Disease Control, it&#8217;s still a bit creepy.</p>
<p>Considering the <a href="http://www.wecanknow.com/gallery.php" target="_blank">Rapture is supposed to happen this Saturday the 21st of May</a>, you&#8217;ll need a plan, and you&#8217;ll need it quick. Even the Bible fortells of zombies, where people long to die and do not find death, so maybe they&#8217;re on to something.</p>
<blockquote><p>And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.</p>
<p>- Revelation 9:6</p></blockquote>
<p>The<a href="http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp" target="_blank"> CDC warns that with the possibility of a zombie apocalypse</a>, you&#8217;ll want your plan to share the common things with any survival plan, but they neglect to mention such important things as a sturdy bladed weapon, firearm, or other suitable projectile weapon.</p>
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<ul>
<li>Water, one gallon / person / day</li>
<li>Food, especially non perishable items</li>
<li>Medications, prescription, painkillers and other OTC</li>
<li>Tools and Supplies, including knives, duct tape, radios (don&#8217;t forget paracord)</li>
<li>Sanitation supplies, such as bleach soap and towels</li>
<li>Clothing and bedding (a change of clothes would be welcome in a long term situation, as well as a backpack to carry things)</li>
<li>Important documents, such as passport, drivers license, (and may I add FOID card if you&#8217;re in Illinois)</li>
<li>First Aid Kits</li>
</ul>
<p>The Undead Report also recommends:</p>
<ul>
<li>Kukri / Sword / Axe</li>
<li>Pocket Knives</li>
<li>Staff</li>
<li>Pistol / Crossbow</li>
<li>Rifle / Compound Bow</li>
<li>Bicycle or reliable motorized transit</li>
</ul>
<p>The warning states that you&#8217;ll need a meeting location when the zombies come, as well as an escape route for your home. This is the kind of information that gets filtered out before something terrible happens. CDC claims that they would handle an outbreak of zombism the way they would handle any other outbreak, through study, containment and control.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1163" title="zombieblog_photo4" src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/zombieblog_photo4.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="166" />The post is written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, whose personal favorite film is the Resident Evil franchise. You know, the one where the zombie virus is created in a laboratory, and then agents are dispatched to deal with it.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s reassuring.</p>
<p>According to a <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/" target="_blank">Fox News interview</a> about the article, CDC spokesman Dave Daigle said it was a tongue-in-cheek post in response to someone asking CDC officials if zombies would be a concern due to radiation fears surrounding the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant in Japan.</p>
<p>While it&#8217;s a good thing that the CDC is trying to get citizens prepared for such a horrendous pandemic, I hope the tongue-in-cheek humor does not apply to their own precautions and preparedness for a zombie outbreak. This is serious stuff and should not be taken so lightly.</p>
<p>Do remain vigilant, do remain prepared, and do take this official government post with a grain of salt. But don&#8217;t let your guard down.</p>
<p>From the CDC: <a href="http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp" target="_blank">Social Media: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse</a></p>
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		<title>Zombie Proof House: Don&#8217;t Forget an Exit Strategy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 11:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Modern architecture for a modern, scary time. Home design taken to extreme, gritty reality and the strictest building codes: making it zombie proof.</p>
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<p>The &#8220;Safe House&#8221; is designed by polish architectural firm <a href="http://www.kwkpromes.pl/" target="_blank">KWK promes</a>. It&#8217;s a concrete structure with &#8230; <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2011/04/zombie-proof-house-dont-forget-an-exit-strategy/" class="read_more">Continue Reading -></a></p>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Modern architecture for a modern, scary time. Home design taken to extreme, gritty reality and the strictest building codes: making it zombie proof.</p>
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<p>The &#8220;Safe House&#8221; is designed by polish architectural firm <a href="http://www.kwkpromes.pl/" target="_blank">KWK promes</a>. It&#8217;s a concrete structure with multiple collapsible panels and roll top doors. The courtyard also has a retractable fence.</p>
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<p>The structure is a concrete monolith, and its movable components are composed of light steel trusses filled with mineral wool to ensure insulation.  All exterior surfaces are clad with cement-bonded particleboards, then painted with a dark wood stain.</p>
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<p>The house is designed with only a retractable second-floor drawbridge as its entry. There are several sliding glass doors at ground level, but these will be secured when the panels are in place. Though a secure drawbridge entry is ideal in keeping out Zeds, one must also have an effective and well guarded exit, or a difficult time will be had leaving out the main entrance.</p>
<p>Several options come to mind: an underground, distant egress, or expanding upon the existing rooftop deck.</p>
<p><a href="http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house">http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/9/view/11219/kwk-promes-safe-house.html">http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/9/view/11219/kwk-promes-safe-house.html</a></p>
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		<title>Zombie Solanum is fiction.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Hunter Sam</dc:creator>
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<p><strong>Solanum is fiction</strong>, solanum is not real, solanum does not cause zombies.</p>
<p>Many readers [<a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/11/2012-and-the-zombie-apocalypse/#comment-19578">Holden</a>, <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/11/us-scientists-continue-commie-reanimation-research/#comment-18099">mikac</a>, <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/10/zombie-attack-defense-station-prepare-your-home/#comment-767">Michael</a>] have mentioned Solanum or written that they have researched zombies, finding Solanum to be the cause. FAIL. Solanum &#8230; <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/09/zombie-solanum-is-fiction/" class="read_more">Continue Reading -></a></p>]]></description>
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<p><strong>Solanum is fiction</strong>, solanum is not real, solanum does not cause zombies.</p>
<p>Many readers [<a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/11/2012-and-the-zombie-apocalypse/#comment-19578">Holden</a>, <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/11/us-scientists-continue-commie-reanimation-research/#comment-18099">mikac</a>, <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/10/zombie-attack-defense-station-prepare-your-home/#comment-767">Michael</a>] have mentioned Solanum or written that they have researched zombies, finding Solanum to be the cause. FAIL. Solanum is a large, variable genus of annual plants and perennial plants. They often have attractive fruit and flowers. They are poisonous to humans (though not necessarily to other animals), but many bear edible fruits, leaves, or tubers.  In case you don&#8217;t get the joke, one form of Solanum fruit is the tomato, Solanum lycopersicum. Potatoes, Tomatoes and Eggplants. Not zombies.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m not trying to deny or belittle those with concerns about zombies, it&#8217;s just that the zombie creating Solanum virus is fake, and the record needs to be set straight. Focus your research efforts elsewhere. The Undead Report has focused at length about other possible zombie causes, including <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/01/a-statistical-analysis-of-real-life-zombies/">aggressive rabies strains, toxoplasma gondii</a>, <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/11/reanimation-regenesis-and-stem-cells-apocalyptic-frontiers/">organ and cellular reanimative efforts</a> and <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/11/immortal-cells-zombie-cancer-of-mankind/">Helacyton gartleri</a>. These are legitimate concerns, Solanum is not.</p>
<p>Max Brooks fails to fact-check a section of his own book. About page 130, he states &#8220;&#8230;hunters have come up against walking dead who only hours before were members of their own party!&#8221;, when it is declared throughout the book that death and reanimation take approximately a day &#8220;Hour 23: Reanimation&#8221; (page 7). This is a pretty glaring mistake and should make clear that the ZSG is a work of excellent (and often humourous) fiction.</p>
<p>More information on the fallacy of zombie Solanum can be read at <a href="http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread311442/pg1" target="_blank">Above Top Secret</a>, or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide#Contents" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a> which states &#8220;&#8216;Solanum&#8217;, [is] the fictional virus that creates a zombie&#8221;. If you have any information similar to actual viruses, bacteria or symbiotes which cause a zombie-like in mammals, please let me know.</p>
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		<title>Zombies in Popular Culture</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Hunter Sam</dc:creator>
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Zombies are alive and rotting today. And not just outside my back door. Their presence is in national media, literature, video games, books and of course movies. The Undead are a metaphor for growin indifference, apathy and a self destructive society.</p>
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<h3>Undead in Magazine and Books</h3>
<p>This April, Discover Magazine&#8217;s  ran an <a href="http://discovermagazine.com/2008/apr/27-from-haitian-zombie-poison-to-inuit-knives">article about Wade Davis</a>, &#8230; <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2008/04/zombies-in-popular-culture/" class="read_more">Continue Reading -></a></p>]]></description>
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Zombies are alive and rotting today. And not just outside my back door. Their presence is in national media, literature, video games, books and of course movies. The Undead are a metaphor for growin indifference, apathy and a self destructive society.</p>
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<h3>Undead in Magazine and Books</h3>
<p>This April, Discover Magazine&#8217;s  ran an <a href="http://discovermagazine.com/2008/apr/27-from-haitian-zombie-poison-to-inuit-knives">article about Wade Davis</a>, the ethnobotanist who researched Haitian zombies. His work lead to the book and movie &#8220;The Serpent and the Rainbow&#8221;. He was the only white man to be initiated into the cult like secret societies, he learned the way to make real zombies;  the neurotoxin induced psychosis   zombie made through <a HREF="http://science.howstuffworks.com/zombie1.htm">voodoo zombie powder</a>. Psychosis zombies come from a powdered derivative of TTX or tetrodotoxin, from certain puffer fish native to the Haitian waters.</p>
<p>Humor publications also run  undead corpse and zombie related topics, The Onion most notably. Of spot-on interest is the article, &#8220;<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41676" target="_blank">Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack</a>&#8220;.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Government-conducted zombie-attack scenarios described on the State Department&#8217;s website indicate that a successful, citywide zombie takeover would take 10 days, but according to ZPI statistician Dr. Milton Cornelius, the government&#8217;s models fail to incorporate such factors as the zombies&#8217; rudimentary reasoning skills and basic tool use.</p></blockquote>
<p>While the humor is a bit of a stretch, is your city really prepared? Max Brooks&#8217; Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z are excellent reads, providing useful information and a realistic narrative of a post-zombie holocaust. I won&#8217;t go into detail about the books here, but I strongly suggest you read them. World War Z is very well written, and quite scary.</p>
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<h3>Zombie Dreams</h3>
<p>Several readers have written me and shared their zombie dream experiences, relieved to discover their dreams are not uncommon. Many, myself included, have had &#8220;me versus them&#8221; zombie dreams that almost seem like training or practice for a zombie apocalypse. These dreams can be influenced by films and books, but still carry a common thread with the dreamer, who  seems to be preparing for the inevitable, training to kill zombies and survive the holocaust. Readers share that their zombie dreams seem to focus on actively participating in the holocaust, revealing neither the end nor the beginning, similar to George Romero&#8217;s movies.</p>
<blockquote><p>The funny thing is I keep having re occouring nightmares of zombies. Never have I had these type of dreams&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p> I too have been constantly dreaming of the undead, but only because my friends and I have been dwelling on the thought for so long. I’ve done my share of homework, and judging by what this article reads, I’d say it’s extremely close if not entirely IDENTICAL to my own perception of 2012 and the zombie pandemic&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A girl from Maine wrote&#8230; how they seem like fighting practice&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>I just woke up from a dream&#8230; The funny thing about these dreams is how these seem so real&#8230; I was running from zombies and very scared&#8230; I seemed to be searching for them and I did have a handgun&#8230; I felt “experienced” in this one. In every dream though it was clear there was not too many people left on earth.</p></blockquote>
<h3>Zombies as a Social Metaphor</h3>
<p>A colleague suggests that you can understand the weltgeist based on monsters or demons in popular films. In the 50s and 60s it was often nuclear war, mutants and aliens, suggestive of our fear of communists, growing xenophobia and living in a a post-war, post nuclear society. Later, it was vampires and zombies &#8211; sucking the life out of cities and people as more and more Americans moved to the suburbs and tuned out from city life and each other, stressing the economy. In the late 80s and early 90s, it was slasher and demon films, one unstoppable killer against many,  echoing the increase of public paranoia and the daily fear of your neighbors. Parents became overly cautious and overbearing. &#8220;They Live&#8221;, the cult classic John Carpenter film is a fantastic metaphor for the Reagan era and a massive increase in materialism and the disappearing middle class.</p>
<p>Zombie films are definitely on the rise, in the past five years, we&#8217;ve had the 28 Days saga with its human induced virus zombies, remakes of the Dead series, new terrifying zombies in the Resident Evil films, and numerous independent  zombie films. While not every zombie movie has an axe to grind with culture and material desire, their numerous releases parallel common sentiment that many people, Americans in particular, are tuning out to the real world &#8211; becoming zombies and mindlessly going about their trivial business, devouring the less fortunate without second thought.</p>
<h3>Zombie Video Games</h3>
<p>It&#8217;s hardly necessary to mention zombie video games. There are fewer zombie themed games than films produced, but they are gaining in number. While many games do not have zombies as the main foe or plot device, they make an appearance in several games as support enemies or unique levels.</p>
<p>Zombies are difficult enemies in Doom 3, Quake, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, STALKER, Half Life 2, and many more. They range in attacking ability &#8211; some are slow, some explode and others shoot at the player &#8211; but they remain a difficult target. Unfortunately, not a lot of games understand the whole &#8220;headshot&#8221; thing. STALKER zombies seem to get it right, as they tend to be more difficult to kill than their human counterparts. Headshots certainly work much better in the Half Life series, though eviscerating a zombie with a saw blade and watching half its corpse come after you is also quite accurate. Just remember to aim for the neck or head, no body shots and you&#8217;ll do alright.</p>
<p>Zombie themed games include Dead Rising, the Resident Evil series, and the upcoming (sure to be awesome) multiplayer Left for Dead. If you are looking for an RPG style zombie experience, I suggest <a href="http://www.urbandead.com">Urban Dead</a>, a web based zombie game. You can create multiple characters, play as survivor or zombie, and continue to be revived.</p>
<p>If you want to prepare for the holocaust &#8211; look no further than your local book and movie store.</p>
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		<title>Zombie Apocalypse Defense Gear</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
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<h3>Update 2009-05-14:</h3>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Preparedness. If you want to survive, you have to prepare. Survival isn&#8217;t about scavenging, looting and / or pillaging. It&#8217;s about preparing for the inevitable and having a plan. Fortunately,  you have me to guide you.</p>
<h3>Update 2009-05-14:</h3>
<p>You can buy some of this stuff in the <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/store/">Zombie Apocalypse Store</a>!</p>
<h2>Personal Defense</h2>
<p>You will need some sort of personal protection, and bullet resistant vests aren&#8217;t going to cut it. Yes, they are necessary, but only to a point. More appropriate would be hard impact bite and puncture resistant armor. The vest will be essential during the early stages, as a precaution against looters and hoodlums with guns, and general hysteria. You&#8217;ll want the hard shell armor for ongoing protection against damage and the undead.</p>
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<p><a class="right" href="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/flex-force.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-62];player=img;" title="Zombie Armor"><img src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/flex-force.jpg" width="200" alt="Zombie Armor" /></a>There are several options available to the general consumer now, the pre-war time. Hockey and sports gear just won&#8217;t cut it. Sorry, Casey Jones. Some offer large amounts of padding, and others offer protective hard shells. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.damascusgear.com/section/products/flex_force/fx1.html">Damascus Gear FlexForce</a> is a fine set of protective gear. Billed as riot gear or crowd control gear, it will offer considerable protection against small melee battles with zombies.</p>
<p>The system protection from blunt force trauma without sacrificing fit or comfort. The suit is lightweight and allows for rapid mobility and flexibility, covering legs, front and rear torso, shoulders and arms. It can be found at various online realtors for under $500 USD. Alternatively, you can buy only the pieces you need. Hatch Centurion armor, while offering less protective gear, is another fine choice. Don&#8217;t skimp here. While a zombie may be able to bite you un unprotected areas, and you&#8217;ll still be easily ripped apart by a dozen zombies, not only will you be able to better defend yourself, you&#8217;ll look really cool.</p>
<h2>Life Support</h2>
<p><a class="right" href="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/stalker-3.jpg" title="stalker-3.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-62];player=img;"><img src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/stalker-3.jpg" alt="STALKER Duty Gear" width="160" /></a>Things will stink. Literally. Rotting flesh, the dead and undead, garbage, sewers, health hazards, overturned trucks or trains. The apocalypse will be a messy, smelly, dangerous place to survive in. There are several options to make life last a little longer.</p>
<p>You will need a system for personal air filtration. Don&#8217;t buy a gas mask at your local Army Navy surplus store. They&#8217;re crap, they&#8217;re old and the filters won&#8217;t stop a fart. You&#8217;ll need something new and most likely, not as extreme.</p>
<p>If you were facing a human menace, a full head gas mask may be appropriate, but you won&#8217;t be. There will be no tear gas, CS gas VX gas or anything nasty like that. You may want a gas mask for the initial happening to prepare against the use of tear gas or crowd control agents, but after that, a respirator will suffice. It will be less weight, offer great mobility and ease of use.</p>
<p><a class="right" title="Breathe Easy" href="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/north-silicon.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-62];player=img;"><img width="160" alt="north-silicon.jpg" src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/north-silicon.jpg" /></a>The <a target="_blank" href="http://www.approvedgasmasks.com/north-7700.htm">North 7700 half mask respirator</a> will get the job done for you. At less than $30 (excluding filters), it&#8217;s a wise investment. You&#8217;ll need the best filters for the job though, HEPA P-100 filters help defend against nuclear biological and chemical agents, as well as asbestos and bacterial. You may find yourself in some nasty old buildings with three foot cement walls and asbestos floors. You&#8217;ll want this.</p>
<h2>Daily Operations</h2>
<h3>Footwear</h3>
<p><a class="right" title="Stomp Zombies" href="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/511-boots.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-62];player=img;"><img width="160" alt="511-boots.jpg" src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/511-boots.jpg" /></a>You&#8217;ll need tough gear to survive the aftermath. Do you think footwear manufacturers will still be making boots after the 2012 zombie holocaust? Then congratualtions, you&#8217;ll be left behind. You&#8217;ll want<a href="http://www.511tactical.com/511-atac-storm-boot-12004.html" target="_blank"> a fine pair of boots</a> for the miles of walking you&#8217;ll doubtless grow accustomed to, and tennis shoes or sandals won&#8217;t cut it. They&#8217;ll hardly protect you from a puddle or dog poop, much less climbing over mountains of corpses.</p>
<p><a class="right" title="This man is totally running from zombies." href="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/511-marathon.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-62];player=img;"><img width="160" alt="This man is totally running from zombies." src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/511-marathon.jpg" /></a>You may find combat boots at your local milsur store, but for durability and longevity, you should go for something a little more refined. I recommend 5.11 Tactical&#8217;s boots. Tough, durable and comfortable, they offer hours of support and mobility and have several models available.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right, you can <strong>run marathons in them</strong>. Besides comfort, they also offer chain-link fence climbing grips, rappeling grips, and options of side zippers and safety toes. 5.11 boots also come in kid and women friendly sizes.</p>
<p>I swear by 5.11 Tactical boots. I&#8217;ve been wearing my pair almost daily since I bought them two years ago. They remain durable, comfortable and can still take a shine for those formal events.</p>
<h3>Gloves</h3>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget your hands. You&#8217;re going to get dirty. And cut. And you&#8217;ll need to punch, rip and stab things. I wish i could offer an end-all be-all glove, but I can&#8217;t. So you&#8217;ll need several, and there are a few shining options you&#8217;ll need to carry on your person at all times.</p>
<p><a class="right" href="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ironclad-gloves.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-62];player=img;"><img width="160" alt="Crush Zombie Heads" src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ironclad-gloves.jpg" /></a>For serious protection, I recommend the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pair-Ironclad-Extreme-Duty-Gloves/dp/B000GRIIJ2/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_2" target="_blank">Ironclad Extreme Duty II</a>. This mother rips through steel (if you&#8217;ve got the muscles) and offers a face-pounding diamond rubber palm and grip, rubberized knuckles and a gauntlet to prevent debris or infected brain matter from ruining your watch. The features on this glove may seem extreme, but you&#8217;ll be glad you have a pair when you&#8217;r reduced to smashing heads with big rocks and then throwing corpses onto a fire all day.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/under-armour-gloves.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-62];player=img;" class="right"><img width="160" alt="Grip Zombie Heads" src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/under-armour-gloves.jpg" /></a>You&#8217;ll also need a pair for daily use and protection, or depending on if you&#8217;re trying to survive in a cold or hot climate. Under Armour makes<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour®-Gear®-Tactical-Gloves/dp/B000XLX558/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_1" target="_blank"> all-purpose tactical gloves</a> that offer insulation, grip and comfort. You don&#8217;t want to slip negotiating rickety ladders or having a lobotomizing weapon fly out of your hands to leave you defenseless.</p>
<h2>Survival Gear</h2>
<p>You will also need a full complement of gear for day to day survival, but this will vary widely depending on your situation and locale. I recommend a list of the following posessed by at least one member of your small and tight knit survival party.</p>
<ul>
<li>Crowbars / Sledge Hammers &#8211; useful for not only entry, but also smashing Zack&#8217;s head.</li>
<li>Machetes / Blades &#8211; as Max Brooks points out, blades don&#8217;t need reloading. Preferably you&#8217;ll find one with a long, stay sharp blade.</li>
<li>Torches &#8211; those crank and shake flashlights just don&#8217;t cut it n the long run. You&#8217;ll still need the power of super bright, long lasting LED torches or Maglites.</li>
<li>Fire &#8211; you will need a sure source of fire, preferably attached in front of some kind of propellant. You&#8217;re gonna want to torch stuff at some point.</li>
</ul>
<p>The apocalypse will be a scary time, and it won&#8217;t be for the timid. Whether its in 2012, 2009, or tomorrow, you&#8217;ll want to make sure you survive with your brain intact. The best way to do that is by preparing for the worst. Remember, use your head &#8211; destroy theirs.</p>
<h3>Resources</h3>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" href="http://www.damascusgear.com/section/products/flex_force/fx1.html">Damascus Gear FlexForce Armor</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" href="http://www.approvedgasmasks.com/north-7700.htm">North 7700 half mask respirator</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.511tactical.com/511-atac-storm-boot-12004.html" target="_blank">5.11 Tactical ATAC Waterproof boots</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pair-Ironclad-Extreme-Duty-Gloves/dp/B000GRIIJ2/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_2" target="_blank">Ironclad Extreme Duty II Gloves</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour®-Gear®-Tactical-Gloves/dp/B000XLX558/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_1" target="_blank">Under Armour Tactical cold condition gloves</a></li>
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		<title>AA-12 Shotgun &#8211; Anti-Zombie Weapon of Choice</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zombie Hunter Sam</dc:creator>
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In any  conflict, one thing is key: your weapon. An uprising of the walking plague, legions of the undead, or hordes of zombies is no different. The well prepared and well armed survivor will have serveral weapons at his or &#8230; <a href="http://www.undeadreport.com/2007/12/aa-12-shotgun-anti-zombie-weapon-of-choice/" class="read_more">Continue Reading -></a></p>]]></description>
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In any  conflict, one thing is key: your weapon. An uprising of the walking plague, legions of the undead, or hordes of zombies is no different. The well prepared and well armed survivor will have serveral weapons at his or her disposal: a trusty sidearm, a sturdy and damaging melee weapon, and a primary offensive weapon.</p>
<p>The most common primary weapon will probably be rifles, as machine guns and sub-machine guns are currently hard to come by for the general public. After the fall of military and policing units, they may be easier to acquire. Also common and equally as important, if not more destructive, is the shotgun. Current civilian shotguns are ususally limited to 2 or 5 rounds, or in the case of police issue Benellis  a chamber of 8. This can be quite limiting when faced with large quantities of the undead. You need the rapid reload, fire and ammunition capacity of a sub-machine gun while harnessing the destructive power of the 12-gauge shotgun. The answer lies in a devestating new weapon being developed: the AA-12 Automatic Assault 12-gauge shotgun.</p>
<p><img class="alignright" src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/_us-marine-firing-aa-12-full-auto-shotgun-aa12-machine-shotgun.jpg" alt="AA-12 Automatic Shotgun in Action" width="300" /><br />
The reliability and usability of shotguns during a zombie outbreak is a hotly contested issue. On one hand, their ruggedness and stopping power are not to be underestimated. On the other hand, they take considerable time to reload and their muzzle climb and recoil negatively affect accuracy and successful headshot capability. The AA-12 seeks to eradicate these problems.</p>
<p>Carrying a 10, 20 or 32 round clip, firing a devastating 300 rounds per minute and having almost no muzzle climb or recoil, the AA-12 is the ultimate weapon for a zombie invasion. The only potential setback is such a weapon is not legal for a civilian to own as it has no legal sporting purpose. Durable, relaiable, strong and machined to withstand various climates, weather, water and grime, the AA-12 will maintain itself as a steadfast and deadly weapon for repelling undead hordes. Videos after the jump.</p>
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<p>Now, my friends over at<a href="http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2007/11/02/top-5-reasons-you-should-not-use-a-shotgun-for-zombie-defense/" target="_blank"> Zombies Are Coming</a> have complied reasons as to why a shotgun does not make for a good weapon in a zombie outbreak. Five bullet points are presented, and the AA-12 fires every one.</p>
<ul>
<li>1 &#8211; Ammo Capacity: Even the <a href="http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh15-e.htm" target="_blank">Benelli Super-90</a> only holds eight rounds, and as evidenced by a panicked Ving Rhames in &#8220;Dawn of the Dead&#8221;, 8 is not enough. The AA-12 holds a minimum 10 rounds  in a quick loading box, or 20 or greater in a fast firing (and easy to load) drum.</li>
<li>2 &#8211; Reloading Ability: No longer is the shotgun operator stuck opening the breech or sliding in shell after shell &#8211; just drop and replace a clip or drum with the AA-12.</li>
<li>3 &#8211; Rate of Fire: No contest here. The AA-12 Automatic Shotgun produces an incredible 300 rounds per minute &#8211; thats 5 rounds per second you&#8217;re pumping into zombie heads, <strong>always on target</strong>. You can even <a href="http://www.moreindustries.com/Products.html" target="_blank">mount it on a vehicle</a>.</li>
<li>4 &#8211; Range and Power: You certainly don&#8217;t need to worry about range and power when your grouping and accuracy is so tight. Not to mention you can fire grenade rounds 175 yards &#8211; more later.</li>
<li>5 &#8211; Ease of Use: It may be heavy, but it&#8217;s rugged and reliable, and incredibly easy to use; even a 100 pound woman can fire the weapon one-handed. Point and shoot &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t get any easier.</li>
</ul>
<p>Currently being developed for SWAT and military CQB (Close Quarters Battle) operations, the AA-12 will augment our offensive capability in securing and clearing urban and interior  environments of hostiles. As the video below demonstrates, the weapon is amazing in both capability and design. Note the lack of recoil and ease and speed of reloading. The gun can even be fired one handed, <strong>upside down</strong>. Also note the consistent, tight shot grouping &#8211; hard to do with current shotguns.</p>
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<p>As if the capabilites listed aren&#8217;t proof enough that this is the ultimate offensive weapon, special rounds have been developed for the AA-12. In addition to standard shot, there also exist door breaching rounds, slugs, and devastating grenade rounds called the FRAG-12. The FRAG-12 comes in at least three flavors: High Explosive, Fragmentation and Armor Piercing. The grenade is a fin-stabilized warhead that can launch up to 175 meters, and produces a blast radius of 9 feet. Just imagine what nine feet of exploding shrapnel will do to some undead heads. Incredible. The video below demonstrates the capabilites of the grenade rounds. Note again the grouping of shots and the low recoil and muzzle climb.</p>
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<p><img src="http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/_hammer_069_a.jpg" alt="HAMMER - Remote AA-12 Death Cannon" width="300" />It is of strong concern that even a semi-automatic version of this weapon be made available to the general public. In the event of a rising of the dead, a strong and reliable firearm is mandatory for every survival group. I only hope development and deployment of the AA-12 is complete by then &#8211; say  before 2012. Oh, and if you&#8217;re mobile,  you can mount it as a <a href="http://www.moreindustries.com/Products.html" target="_blank">remote-controlled, double AA-12</a> platform called the HAMMER.Resources</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://midamericarecreation.com/aa12_automatic_shotgun.htm" target="_blank">Mid America Recreation Inc &#8211; AA12 Automatic Shotgun</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2007/11/02/top-5-reasons-you-should-not-use-a-shotgun-for-zombie-defense/" target="_blank">Top 5 Reasons You Should Not Use a Shotgun for Zombie Defense</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.defensereview.com/article623.html" target="_blank">Defense Review &#8211; Auto Assault 12 Combat Shotgun for Mil/LE Special Operations</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.defensereview.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=892" target="_blank">Defense Review -AA12 Machine Shotgun/FRAG-12 Grenade Weapon System</a></li>
<li><a href="http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh15-e.htm" target="_blank">Benelli M3 Super 90</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn02le8e0nQ&amp;feature=related" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-52];player=swf;width=640;height=385;" target="_blank">Future Weapons: AA12 Automatic Shotgun</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.moreindustries.com/Products.html" target="_blank">More Industries &#8211; HAMMER Dual AA12 remote firing system</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Stuff I recommend if you&#8217;re anxious to shoot stuff. Read a book in the meantime.</p>
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