As if today’s youth didn’t have enough to worry about, what with zombie attacks, slow websites, expensive lattes and high gas prices, now weed is taking a hit. That is to say, FAKE weed.
Washington, … Continue Reading ->
Sickness
Zombie threat continues from abusers of strange drugs
Jan
09
2013
The threat of a zombie apocalypse in 2012 may be over, but that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. We must remain as vigilant as ever in preventing zombie hordes from stalking the … Continue Reading ->
Strange Attack on Chicago Bus: Naked Man Shot Twice, Tasered
Nov
24
2012
Chicago is not without it’s fair share of strange attacks.
On Thanksgiving, an enraged man was aboard the California bus on Chicago’s south side. He was intoxicated, and taking off his clothes as he beat … Continue Reading ->
Rabies, Flu, Ebola: National Geographic Investigates Zombies
Oct
04
2011
Zombies, as well as the cinema fanbases, are split into two kingdoms: The George Romero Zombie and the Danny Boyle Zombie. The Romero Zombie is the reanimated, once alive and now dead walking corpse. The … Continue Reading ->
Mass Animal Deaths Strange and Unsettling
Jan
08
2011
Is your gas mask ready? Are you susceptible to loud noises or outgorwing your food supply? You may end up like one of millions of animals falling from the sky, dropping dead or washing ashore.… Continue Reading ->
Zombie Outbreaks Always Start with “Man Bites” Headlines
Nov
15
2010
It always starts small, and unnoticed, ignored by many and only glanced over by a few. The result is usually the same: thousands dead, bitten, rotting in the sewers. The news is just chomping at … Continue Reading ->
Tabloid Journalism Informs the Masses of Zombies
Aug
04
2010
In my wanderings across the news, horror, feeds and depths of the Internets for all things zombie, there’s one thing I forgot: Tabloids. As Tommy Lee Jones said in MIB, they are the “Best investigative … Continue Reading ->
Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs
Dec
29
2009
Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life?
Naturally, this is a military project, and those … Continue Reading ->
Real Zombies Ignored by Media around Halloween
Oct
31
2009
No Halloween tricks here, only treats.
Keen readers will note that suspected zombie activity exists, and is often overlooked by the press.
Man punches suspected zombie, flees
IOWA CITY, Iowa
Iowa City police are investigating
Undead or Infected Zombies?
Aug
12
2009
Undead or infected? Horror movie puritanism or scientific reality? Discussion and debate surrounds not which makes a better film, but which is more likely to happen. You can blame science. The zombie outbreak will most … Continue Reading ->
