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Rabies quarantine in Yellowstone County as 13 people exposed

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jul
03
2013
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rabies-alert-sign

So you’ve just watched World War Z. Rabies. Still a rapid threat to the human population, and as we all know, you’ll turn into a zombie in twelve seconds. Good thing then, that Billings, MT … Continue Reading ->

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Novel Coronavirus, MERS-CoV – We’re all gonna die! Maybe!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
May
30
2013
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It’s not just suspicious zombie blogs that are out to drum up paranoia and eagerly await any kind of apocalypse. You can count on your trusty old, non sensational, non biased news sources like CNN … Continue Reading ->

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Say NO to drugs! Fake weed will zombify you!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
May
08
2013
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As if today’s youth didn’t have enough to worry about, what with zombie attacks, slow websites, expensive lattes and high gas prices, now weed is taking a hit. That is to say, FAKE weed.

Washington, … Continue Reading ->

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Zombie threat continues from abusers of strange drugs

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jan
09
2013
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The threat of a zombie apocalypse in 2012 may be over, but that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. We must remain as vigilant as ever in preventing zombie hordes from stalking the … Continue Reading ->

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Strange Attack on Chicago Bus: Naked Man Shot Twice, Tasered

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Nov
24
2012
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Chicago is not without it’s fair share of strange attacks.

On Thanksgiving, an enraged man was aboard the California bus on Chicago’s south side. He was intoxicated, and taking off his clothes as he beat … Continue Reading ->

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Rabies, Flu, Ebola: National Geographic Investigates Zombies

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
04
2011
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CDC Zombie Photo Courtesy Jack_Babalon

Zombies, as well as the cinema fanbases, are split into two kingdoms: The George Romero Zombie and the Danny Boyle Zombie. The Romero Zombie is the reanimated, once alive and now dead walking corpse. The … Continue Reading ->

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Mass Animal Deaths Strange and Unsettling

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jan
08
2011
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Is your gas mask ready? Are you susceptible to loud noises or outgorwing your food supply? You may end up like one of millions of animals falling from the sky, dropping dead or washing ashore.… Continue Reading ->

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Zombie Outbreaks Always Start with “Man Bites” Headlines

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Nov
15
2010
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It always starts small, and unnoticed, ignored by many and only glanced over by a few. The result is usually the same: thousands dead, bitten, rotting in the sewers. The news is just chomping at … Continue Reading ->

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Tabloid Journalism Informs the Masses of Zombies

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Aug
04
2010
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In my wanderings across the news, horror, feeds and depths of the Internets for all things zombie, there’s one thing I forgot: Tabloids. As Tommy Lee Jones said in MIB, they are the “Best investigative … Continue Reading ->

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Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
29
2009
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Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life?

Naturally, this is a military project, and those … Continue Reading ->

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