Science

What is the real science of reanimating the dead? Are zombies real? Will there be a zombie apocalypse on Dec 21, 2012?

Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
29
2009

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Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life?

Naturally, this is a military project, and those … Continue Reading ->

Class 3 Outbreak: Interactive Zombie Attack Simulator

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
09
2009

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Class 3 Outbreak is a Flash and Google Maps based zombie apocalypse simulator produced by Binary Space.

It’s about damn time someone made something like this.

Scientists take note: such a tool will be useful … Continue Reading ->

The Undead Report on Red Bar Radio Again!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
25
2009

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More shock, more horror, more psychotic zombie paranoia!

The Undead Report will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show again. Last year was a great time, much zombie survival advice was dispensed, and killing … Continue Reading ->

Undead Report featured on Attack of the Show

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
01
2009

zzz-attack-of-the-show It’s about time people took this stuff seriously.

The Undead Report was featured in G4 TV’s Attack of the Show’s Blogwatch segment, “Best Cataclysmic Zombie Apocalypse Blogs”. The pending zombie apocalypse is no laughing matter! … Continue Reading ->

Zombie Mathematical Model: Slim Chances for Survival

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Aug
19
2009

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SCIENCE: When the zombies attack, it will lead to the collapse of civilization unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

How long will civilization have in a zombie attack? A city with a population around … Continue Reading ->

Undead or Infected Zombies?

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Aug
12
2009

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Undead or infected? Horror movie puritanism or scientific reality? Discussion and debate surrounds not which makes a better film, but which is more likely to happen. You can blame science. The zombie outbreak will most … Continue Reading ->

Yes! Zombie Targets for Sale!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jul
11
2009

child-target-after You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range.… Continue Reading ->

Chainsaw Bayonet

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
17
2008

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Certain weapons are exemplary models of undead destruction. A chainsaw is good. A rifle is better. A rifle with a bayonet can come in handy. A chainsaw bayonet?

Well, it’s not something I’d like to … Continue Reading ->

Happy Halloween! Zombie walks, nerve gas blood and more!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
31
2008

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If you’ve survived last night, that must mean either A) you don’t live in Flint or Detroit or B) they’re just not burning buildings like they used to anymore.

Zombie Walk

Devil’s Night in Grand … Continue Reading ->

Reanimating Dead Hearts

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
08
2008

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So the soviet reanimated animal research continues.

What do you get with one part cellular cleaning agent, one dead heart, and a couple of mad scientists? That’s right: reanimated hearts.

Perhaps the efforts of earlier … Continue Reading ->