Preparedness

Zombie Squad has the right idea. If you can be prepared for a zombie apocalypse, you can be prepared for anything! Hurricane Sandy, tornadoes, meteors…

Zombie Theatre: Multi-Purpose Doom

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jul
24
2008

Zombie BallerinaThe old community center is always a good place for family-friendly wholesome gatherings. Shoot some hoops, learn to dance, and make new friends. But is it adequate for when the zombies take over? Wait, what? … Continue Reading ->

Zombies Attack Downtown Chicago

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jun
23
2008

IMG_4021June is off to a hot start in Chicago. Approximately 500 zombies (there was no official count) found their way to Millenium Park, and proceeded to generally wreak havoc all over downtown Chicago and Grant … Continue Reading ->

Why Zombies?

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jun
18
2008

dixiemall_019.jpgThe odds for a zombie apocalypse actually happening may be only slightly higher than the odds for the Cubs winning the world series, but that doesn’t prevent people from stockpiling food, guns and beer.

Don’t

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Hollywood Teaches Zombie Preparedness

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jun
07
2008

Zombies!Several people have commented about the validity of some Undead Report articles and the factual basis for zombies in general.  They wonder if everything on here is for real; ‘Are there real zombies?’, ‘Are you … Continue Reading ->

Zombies Descend on Chicago – The Aftermath

By Zombie Hunter Sam
May
02
2008

DSC_0577On April 26, 2008 Chicago had a terror scare of the undead. Approximately one hundred zombies were seen lurching and limping around Andersonville in Chicago’s north side. Mixed in the cacophony of shouts and groans … Continue Reading ->

Chicago Zombie Walk – Pub Crawl

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Apr
15
2008

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Chicago is about to be invaded by the undead. That’s right, Chicago’s first ever undead preparedness exercise is coming this April. It may not be billed as zombie readiness, but It will be good practice … Continue Reading ->

Zombie Apocalypse Defense Gear

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Feb
29
2008

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Preparedness. If you want to survive, you have to prepare. Survival isn’t about scavenging, looting and / or pillaging. It’s about preparing for the inevitable and having a plan. Fortunately, you have me to guide … Continue Reading ->

AA-12 Shotgun – Anti-Zombie Weapon of Choice

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
28
2007

AA12 Automatic Shotgun

In any conflict, one thing is key: your weapon. An uprising of the walking plague, legions of the undead, or hordes of zombies is no different. The well prepared and well armed survivor will have … Continue Reading ->

Zombie Short – What to do in a Zombie Attack

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Nov
14
2007

Don’t let its quasi government-propaganda features confuse you, this propaganda dates way back to 2006. It’s still an amusing, if slightly ill-conceived film. It does offer some good points and tips if you find yourself … Continue Reading ->

M1 Garand: Semi-auto Zombie Decapitator

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Nov
02
2007

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Undead Report reader Kender submits the following weapon review.

Ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking: “Boy, if there was a zombie infestation today, what would I do to protect myself and … Continue Reading ->