Preparedness

Zombie Squad has the right idea. If you can be prepared for a zombie apocalypse, you can be prepared for anything! Hurricane Sandy, tornadoes, meteors…

Zombie Bite in New Orleans?

By Zombie Hunter Sam
May
05
2009
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 zombie eating man in new orleans

Zombies aren’t necessarily undead, reanimated ghouls. Research at The Undead Report indicates zombies can be infected, crazed, uncontrollable rabid humans. You want to be sure one of them is dead? Aim for the head. Don’t … Continue Reading ->

April 25th, Chicago: Zombie Pub Crawl.

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Apr
19
2009

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Last year, they came for beer. This year is no different.

Watch out Andersonville, next weekend is going to be full of beer/brain hungry undead ghouls on the prowl.  The Chicago Zombie Pub Crawl is … Continue Reading ->

Zombies Ahead: Hacking Road Signs in an Apocalypse

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jan
29
2009

Zombies Ahead

Making the rounds on the zombie web is a hacked road sign in Austin, Texas reading “Zombies Ahead”.

Fantastic, this is an excellent idea and warning of things to come. While I cannot condone any … Continue Reading ->

Chainsaw Bayonet

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
17
2008
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Certain weapons are exemplary models of undead destruction. A chainsaw is good. A rifle is better. A rifle with a bayonet can come in handy. A chainsaw bayonet?

Well, it’s not something I’d like to … Continue Reading ->

Undead Report on Red Bar Radio

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
21
2008

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Sam will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show. Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talkshow in Chicago. They are running a Hallowe’en show on October 29th, and I’m their zombie expert.

The … Continue Reading ->

Zombie Arcade Action!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Sep
24
2008

BOOM HEADSHOT

I love kiling zombies. But until they actually take over, I’ll have to stick with video games and hippies.

The Undead Report now has an arcade. I got tired of looking for the really good … Continue Reading ->

Multi-Purpose Doom: Tactical Analysis and Review

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Aug
05
2008

Aim and survive. Be prepared. You’ve been warned.

If you found yourself trapped in a gymnasium with hordes of brain hungry zombies coming from every door and window, what would you do? Fight? Flee? Scream? … Continue Reading ->

Zombie Theatre: Multi-Purpose Doom

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jul
24
2008

Zombie BallerinaThe old community center is always a good place for family-friendly wholesome gatherings. Shoot some hoops, learn to dance, and make new friends. But is it adequate for when the zombies take over? Wait, what? … Continue Reading ->

Zombies Attack Downtown Chicago

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jun
23
2008

chicagoJune is off to a hot start in Chicago. Approximately 500 zombies (there was no official count) found their way to Millenium Park, and proceeded to generally wreak havoc all over downtown Chicago and Grant … Continue Reading ->

Why Zombies?

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jun
18
2008
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dixiemall_019.jpgThe odds for a zombie apocalypse actually happening may be only slightly higher than the odds for the Cubs winning the world series, but that doesn’t prevent people from stockpiling food, guns and beer.

Don’t

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