You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range.… Continue Reading ->
Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is … Continue Reading ->
Zombies aren’t necessarily undead, reanimated ghouls. Research at The Undead Report indicates zombies can be infected, crazed, uncontrollable rabid humans. You want to be sure one of them is dead? Aim for the head. Don’t … Continue Reading ->
Making the rounds on the zombie web is a hacked road sign in Austin, Texas reading “Zombies Ahead”.
Fantastic, this is an excellent idea and warning of things to come. While I cannot condone any … Continue Reading ->
Well, it’s not something I’d like to … Continue Reading ->
Sam will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show. Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talkshow in Chicago. They are running a Hallowe’en show on October 29th, and I’m their zombie expert.
The … Continue Reading ->
I love kiling zombies. But until they actually take over, I’ll have to stick with video games and hippies.
The Undead Report now has an arcade. I got tired of looking for the really good … Continue Reading ->
Aim and survive. Be prepared. You’ve been warned.
If you found yourself trapped in a gymnasium with hordes of brain hungry zombies coming from every door and window, what would you do? Fight? Flee? Scream? … Continue Reading ->