Sam will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show. Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talkshow in Chicago. They are running a Hallowe’en show on October 29th, and I’m their zombie expert.
The … Continue Reading ->
Preparedness
Zombie Arcade Action!
Sep
24
2008
I love kiling zombies. But until they actually take over, I’ll have to stick with video games and hippies.
The Undead Report now has an arcade. I got tired of looking for the really good … Continue Reading ->
Multi-Purpose Doom: Tactical Analysis and Review
Aug
05
2008
Aim and survive. Be prepared. You’ve been warned.
If you found yourself trapped in a gymnasium with hordes of brain hungry zombies coming from every door and window, what would you do? Fight? Flee? Scream? … Continue Reading ->
Zombie Theatre: Multi-Purpose Doom
Jul
24
2008
The old community center is always a good place for family-friendly wholesome gatherings. Shoot some hoops, learn to dance, and make new friends. But is it adequate for when the zombies take over? Wait, what? … Continue Reading ->
Zombies Attack Downtown Chicago
Jun
23
2008
June is off to a hot start in Chicago. Approximately 500 zombies (there was no official count) found their way to Millenium Park, and proceeded to generally wreak havoc all over downtown Chicago and Grant … Continue Reading ->
Why Zombies?
Jun
18
2008
The odds for a zombie apocalypse actually happening may be only slightly higher than the odds for the Cubs winning the world series, but that doesn’t prevent people from stockpiling food, guns and beer.
Don’t … Continue Reading ->
Hollywood Teaches Zombie Preparedness
Jun
07
2008
Several people have commented about the validity of some Undead Report articles and the factual basis for zombies in general. They wonder if everything on here is for real; ‘Are there real zombies?’, ‘Are you … Continue Reading ->
Zombies Descend on Chicago – The Aftermath
May
02
2008
On April 26, 2008 Chicago had a terror scare of the undead. Approximately one hundred zombies were seen lurching and limping around Andersonville in Chicago’s north side. Mixed in the cacophony of shouts and groans … Continue Reading ->
Chicago Zombie Walk – Pub Crawl
Apr
15
2008
Chicago is about to be invaded by the undead. That’s right, Chicago’s first ever undead preparedness exercise is coming this April. It may not be billed as zombie readiness, but It will be good practice and readiness … Continue Reading ->
Zombie Apocalypse Defense Gear
Feb
29
2008
Preparedness. If you want to survive, you have to prepare. Survival isn’t about scavenging, looting and / or pillaging. It’s about preparing for the inevitable and having a plan. Fortunately, you have me to guide … Continue Reading ->
