Preparedness

Zombie Squad has the right idea. If you can be prepared for a zombie apocalypse, you can be prepared for anything! Hurricane Sandy, tornadoes, meteors…

Transportation in the Land of the Dead

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Apr
09
2010
Killdozer zombie slayer

Killdozer zombie slayer

Gasoline won’t be pumping. Electricity will buzz out. You might have some sun. You’ll need to be on the move. Bikes, cars, trucks, trains, foot or boat, you’ll need to move around, carry supplies, and … Continue Reading ->

Potential Zombies in the News

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Feb
26
2010
zombie removal van

zombie removal van

It would appear the government has been less than secret when it comes to zombie removal. (Stimulus Money Funds U.S. Dept. of Zombie Removal (Pic))

Minneapolis Appeals Court Rules Zombies Have Right To Continue Reading ->

Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
29
2009

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Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life?

Naturally, this is a military project, and those … Continue Reading ->

Class 3 Outbreak: Interactive Zombie Attack Simulator

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
09
2009

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Class 3 Outbreak is a Flash and Google Maps based zombie apocalypse simulator produced by Binary Space.

It’s about damn time someone made something like this.

Scientists take note: such a tool will be useful … Continue Reading ->

Real Zombies Ignored by Media around Halloween

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
31
2009

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No Halloween tricks here, only treats.

Keen readers will note that suspected zombie activity exists, and is often overlooked by the press.

Man punches suspected zombie, flees

IOWA CITY, Iowa

Iowa City police are investigating

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The Undead Report on Red Bar Radio Again!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
25
2009

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More shock, more horror, more psychotic zombie paranoia!

The Undead Report will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show again. Last year was a great time, much zombie survival advice was dispensed, and killing … Continue Reading ->

Choose Your Own Zombie Preparedness!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
07
2009

z-a-c It’s Halloween time, when the veil is thinnest betwixt the land of the living, the land of the dead, and especially the land for those who walk between the lands. Zombies. Get out there, keep … Continue Reading ->

Undead Report featured on Attack of the Show

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
01
2009

zzz-attack-of-the-show It’s about time people took this stuff seriously.

The Undead Report was featured in G4 TV’s Attack of the Show’s Blogwatch segment, “Best Cataclysmic Zombie Apocalypse Blogs”. The pending zombie apocalypse is no laughing matter! … Continue Reading ->

Early Apocalypse Survival Mistakes

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Sep
22
2009

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S#it just hit the fan. The zombies have come. The infection has spread. They’re neither fast, nor slow, but they do attack and they do kill, and the infection is spreading, and you probably can’t … Continue Reading ->

Zombies Thrill Chicago

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jul
28
2009

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It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance?

Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday  July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates put the horde … Continue Reading ->