In Tennessee a City hall won’t succumb to zombie rights, and in Florida a non-discreetly labeled headline warns of zombie attacks on the elderly.
Chattanooga — The name may sound like something you’d hear a … Continue Reading ->
Chicago is always full of people walking around half dead, shouting, and attacking each other. And I’m not just talking about the zombies, this time I’m referring to the Irish.
St Patrick’s day weekend is … Continue Reading ->
Making the rounds on the zombie web is a hacked road sign in Austin, Texas reading “Zombies Ahead”.
Fantastic, this is an excellent idea and warning of things to come. While I cannot condone any … Continue Reading ->
Certain weapons are exemplary models of undead destruction. A chainsaw is good. A rifle is better. A rifle with a bayonet can come in handy. A chainsaw bayonet?
Well, it’s not something I’d like to … Continue Reading ->
ZOMBIES ON ICE!
Date: Sunday, December 14, 2008
Time: 2:30pm – 5:30pm
Location: McCormick Tribune Plaza & Ice Rink Millennium Park
Street: 55 N Michigan Ave, Chicago, IL
I can think of nothing that zombies … Continue Reading ->
ZOMBIE ARMY – SUNDAY NOV 23RD @ 10AM – 5PM
1401 W Wabansia Ave , Chicago, IL 60622
Make-Up will be provided to those that want it.
Food will be on set for those that … Continue Reading ->
If you’ve survived last night, that must mean either A) you don’t live in Flint or Detroit or B) they’re just not burning buildings like they used to anymore.
Devil’s Night in Grand … Continue Reading ->
Sam will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show. Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talkshow in Chicago. They are running a Hallowe’en show on October 29th, and I’m their zombie expert.
The … Continue Reading ->
So the soviet reanimated animal research continues.
What do you get with one part cellular cleaning agent, one dead heart, and a couple of mad scientists? That’s right: reanimated hearts.
Perhaps the efforts of earlier … Continue Reading ->
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