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Undead or Infected Zombies?

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Aug
12
2009

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Undead or infected? Horror movie puritanism or scientific reality? Discussion and debate surrounds not which makes a better film, but which is more likely to happen. You can blame science. The zombie outbreak will most … Continue Reading ->

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Zombies Thrill Chicago

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jul
28
2009

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It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance?

Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday  July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates put the horde … Continue Reading ->

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Yes! Zombie Targets for Sale!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jul
11
2009

child-target-after You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range.… Continue Reading ->

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Undead Report at Zombie Disco in Chicago, Saturday

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jun
15
2009

Zombie Disco Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is … Continue Reading ->

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This Saturday: Chicago Zombies March Again

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jun
09
2009

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They came last year. I tried to stop them. I, well, I failed.

Now they’re back.

Zombies are once again marching in Millenium Park. This time, it coincides with the Blues Festival, so it … Continue Reading ->

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Zombie Bite in New Orleans?

By Zombie Hunter Sam
May
05
2009
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 zombie eating man in new orleans

Zombies aren’t necessarily undead, reanimated ghouls. Research at The Undead Report indicates zombies can be infected, crazed, uncontrollable rabid humans. You want to be sure one of them is dead? Aim for the head. Don’t … Continue Reading ->

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April 25th, Chicago: Zombie Pub Crawl.

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Apr
19
2009

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Last year, they came for beer. This year is no different.

Watch out Andersonville, next weekend is going to be full of beer/brain hungry undead ghouls on the prowl.  The Chicago Zombie Pub Crawl is … Continue Reading ->

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Headline Zombie News

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Apr
01
2009

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In Tennessee a City hall won’t succumb to zombie rights, and in Florida a non-discreetly labeled headline warns of zombie attacks on the elderly.

Chattanooga — The name may sound like something you’d hear a … Continue Reading ->

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Zombies Bowling for Brains in Chicago

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Mar
05
2009
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Bloody Balls

Chicago is always full of people walking around half dead, shouting, and attacking each other. And I’m not just talking about the zombies, this time I’m referring to the Irish.

St Patrick’s day weekend is … Continue Reading ->

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Feb
22
2009

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Words fail me. The book comes out this May. My only concern is that the co-author Seth Grahame-Smith turns a zombie holocaust into something humorous, fanciful, or too fictionalized.

Share Buttonvar hupso_services_c=new Array(“twitter”,”facebook_like”,”facebook_send”,”google”,”pinterest”);var hupso_twitter_via = “UndeadReport”;var … Continue Reading ->
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