It’s about time people took this stuff seriously.
The Undead Report was featured in G4 TV’s Attack of the Show’s Blogwatch segment, “Best Cataclysmic Zombie Apocalypse Blogs”. The pending zombie apocalypse is no laughing matter! … Continue Reading ->
S#it just hit the fan. The zombies have come. The infection has spread. They’re neither fast, nor slow, but they do attack and they do kill, and the infection is spreading, and you probably can’t … Continue Reading ->
SCIENCE: When the zombies attack, it will lead to the collapse of civilization unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.
How long will civilization have in a zombie attack? A city with a population around … Continue Reading ->
Undead or infected? Horror movie puritanism or scientific reality? Discussion and debate surrounds not which makes a better film, but which is more likely to happen. You can blame science. The zombie outbreak will most … Continue Reading ->
It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance?
Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates put the horde … Continue Reading ->
You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range.… Continue Reading ->
Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is … Continue Reading ->
They came last year. I tried to stop them. I, well, I failed.
Now they’re back.
Zombies are once again marching in Millenium Park. This time, it coincides with the Blues Festival, so it … Continue Reading ->
Zombies aren’t necessarily undead, reanimated ghouls. Research at The Undead Report indicates zombies can be infected, crazed, uncontrollable rabid humans. You want to be sure one of them is dead? Aim for the head. Don’t … Continue Reading ->
Last year, they came for beer. This year is no different.
Watch out Andersonville, next weekend is going to be full of beer/brain hungry undead ghouls on the prowl. The Chicago Zombie Pub Crawl is … Continue Reading ->