Undead Report at Zombie Disco in Chicago, Saturday

Jun
15

Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is going to have to be … Continue Reading ->

1 InfectedFiled under: Games · Preparedness · Weapons · Zombie Walk

This Saturday: Chicago Zombies March Again

Jun
09

z-march-2009

They came last year. I tried to stop them. I, well, I failed.

Now they’re back.

Zombies are once again marching in Millenium Park. This time, it coincides with the Blues Festival, so it should certainly be interesting. Hopefully … Continue Reading ->

3 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Preparedness · Simulation · Zombie Walk

The Undead Report Zombie Gear Store!

May
14

 Zombie Apocalypse Store

This is why we can’t have nice things. Zombies.

The Undead Report has assembled a collection of gear including two-way radios, zombie survival guides, med kits, knives, spears, tools and more so you’ll be prepared for  any disaster, but … Continue Reading ->

None InfectedFiled under: Books · Defense · Preparedness · Science · Weapons

Zombie Bite in New Orleans?

May
05

 zombie eating man in new orleans

Zombies aren’t necessarily undead, reanimated ghouls. Research at The Undead Report indicates zombies can be infected, crazed, uncontrollable rabid humans. You want to be sure one of them is dead? Aim for the head. Don’t stand there and let … Continue Reading ->

13 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Preparedness · Sickness · Sighting

April 25th, Chicago: Zombie Pub Crawl.

Apr
19

czpc

Last year, they came for beer. This year is no different.

Watch out Andersonville, next weekend is going to be full of beer/brain hungry undead ghouls on the prowl.  The Chicago Zombie Pub Crawl is produced by by improv group … Continue Reading ->

None InfectedFiled under: Brains · Preparedness · Zombie Walk