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Toxoplasma Parasite: Hideous bug lives inside, tries to kill you.

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Jan
14
2010
Photo: Sir Mildred Pierce

Photo: Sir Mildred Pierce

Parasites, virii, bacteria, evil alien brain worms. These things can all potentially live inside you and destroy you from the inside out. I’ve written about Toxoplasma before. It’s a parasite that decreases fear in rats, … Continue Reading ->

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Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
29
2009
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zombiepig_600

Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life?

Naturally, this is a military project, and those … Continue Reading ->

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Class 3 Outbreak: Interactive Zombie Attack Simulator

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Dec
09
2009
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class3-01

Class 3 Outbreak is a Flash and Google Maps based zombie apocalypse simulator produced by Binary Space.

It’s about damn time someone made something like this.

Scientists take note: such a tool will be useful … Continue Reading ->

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Apocalypse Survival: Keep Your Head, Know Your Weapons

By mr-match
Nov
12
2009

zombie shooting gallery

This week, UndeadReport.com reader Mr Match from Australia writes a thorough guide covering weapons and armament for your long term survival.

I am going to have to agree with ‘GoingToSurvive’ that everybody here is focused … Continue Reading ->

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Real Zombies Ignored by Media around Halloween

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
31
2009
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kitty-zom

No Halloween tricks here, only treats.

Keen readers will note that suspected zombie activity exists, and is often overlooked by the press.

Man punches suspected zombie, flees

IOWA CITY, Iowa

Iowa City police are investigating

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The Undead Report on Red Bar Radio Again!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
25
2009
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More shock, more horror, more psychotic zombie paranoia!

The Undead Report will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show again. Last year was a great time, much zombie survival advice was dispensed, and killing … Continue Reading ->

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Choose Your Own Zombie Preparedness!

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
07
2009

z-a-c It’s Halloween time, when the veil is thinnest betwixt the land of the living, the land of the dead, and especially the land for those who walk between the lands. Zombies. Get out there, keep … Continue Reading ->

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Undead Report featured on Attack of the Show

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Oct
01
2009

zzz-attack-of-the-show It’s about time people took this stuff seriously.

The Undead Report was featured in G4 TV’s Attack of the Show’s Blogwatch segment, “Best Cataclysmic Zombie Apocalypse Blogs”. The pending zombie apocalypse is no laughing matter! … Continue Reading ->

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Early Apocalypse Survival Mistakes

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Sep
22
2009
stock-up

stock-up

S#it just hit the fan. The zombies have come. The infection has spread. They’re neither fast, nor slow, but they do attack and they do kill, and the infection is spreading, and you probably can’t … Continue Reading ->

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Zombie Mathematical Model: Slim Chances for Survival

By Zombie Hunter Sam
Aug
19
2009
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zombie-chicago-fire

SCIENCE: When the zombies attack, it will lead to the collapse of civilization unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

How long will civilization have in a zombie attack? A city with a population around … Continue Reading ->

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