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Zombie Preparedness explained in plain english!

Oct
25

Preparing for an attack by the undead is essential. Everyone must have and follow through on a plan devised to counter any number of uprisings. Stocking up on food, water, rations, equipment and weapons is essential in any emergency situation. Well, weapons are optional in most, but still good to have if packs of rabid deer are in your area.

If you haven’t a zombie plan yet, you can put off reading that old Air Force survival guide just a little longer. The good and creative folks over at Common Craft have written a finely prepared video guide to surviving an undead outbreak.

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2 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Brains · Films · Preparedness · Undead

Zombie Walk, Tucson AZ

Oct
19

Tucson AZ ZombieReader Ryan Matheson recently participated in a Zombie Walk in Tucson, AZ. Zombie walks involve dozens of people with moulage, dress, and mannerisms mimicing that of the undead. While mainly fun gatherings of limited purpose, they allow both observers and participants to react and plan accordingly to such an outbreak of mass panic or rising of the undead, minus of course live firearms and actuall combat.

Ryans writes us the following first-hand insider account of the Tucson Zombie Walk.

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4 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Images · Preparedness · Undead · Zombie Walk

Zombie Reindeer

Oct
17

Zombie Reindeer

Zombie Reindeer

22 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Images · Sighting · Undead

Mysterious Meteor crashes in Peru – makes people sick

Oct
08

Scores of people in a remote Peruvian village have needed treatment after an object from space – said to be a meteorite – plummeted to Earth in a remote area, officials say. Residents who visited the impact crater complained of headaches and nausea.

Locals described the meteorite as a bright, fiery ball with a smoke trail. The sound and smell rattled residents to the point that they feared for their lives. The meteorite’s impact sent debris flying up to 820 feet (250 meters) away, with some material landing on the roof of the nearest home 390 feet (120 meters) from the crater.

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21 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Science · Space · Undead

Brain Eating Amoeba – The Single Celled Horror

Oct
03

You may think your brain is safe. After all, it’s protected by one of the strongest bones in your body – your skull. Even a flesh-hungry monster or animal would have trouble cracking it open. It’s not impossible of course, but tough to do, even with the jaws of a feral creature.

Have you considered its openings to the outside environment? I’m talking of course about your nose. Nice, wide open passages right to your delicious brain for the rightly adaptive hungry creature – single celled, undead or otherwise. Take for instance, our friendly ancestor The Amoeba.

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4 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Brains · Sickness · Undead