Undead Report on Red Bar Radio

Oct
21

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Sam will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show. Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talkshow in Chicago. They are running a Hallowe’en show on October 29th, and I’m their zombie expert.

The show has a live webcam … Continue Reading ->

1 InfectedFiled under: Defense · Preparedness

Reanimating Dead Hearts

Oct
08

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So the soviet reanimated animal research continues.

What do you get with one part cellular cleaning agent, one dead heart, and a couple of mad scientists? That’s right: reanimated hearts.

Perhaps the efforts of earlier commie scientists are still being … Continue Reading ->

4 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Reanimation · Science

Zombie Arcade Action!

Sep
24

BOOM HEADSHOT

I love kiling zombies. But until they actually take over, I’ll have to stick with video games and hippies.

The Undead Report now has an arcade. I got tired of looking for the really good games with depth, tactical considerations, … Continue Reading ->

10 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Defense · Games · Preparedness · Simulation

Zombie Solanum is fiction.

Sep
13

Solanum =/= Zombies

Solanum is fiction, solanum is not real, solanum does not cause zombies.

Many readers [Holden, mikac, Michael] have mentioned Solanum or written that they have researched zombies, finding Solanum to be the cause. FAIL. Solanum … Continue Reading ->

16 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Science · Solanum

Stay out of the sewers.

Aug
22

Old Timey Shower Head Gas MaskIf movies, video games and horror novels are any good indication, the sewer is the worst place to be during an invasion. Sewers have been known to breed mutant mosquitos, alligators, rats and fighting turtles. It’s natural that the filth, … Continue Reading ->

16 Thousand InfectedFiled under: Science · Sighting · Undead