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		<title>Zombie Parkour: Small Town Illinois Trains Survivors</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rule #1: Cardio. If you want to survive the zombie apocalypse, any apocalypse, or just make it to the top of your staircase without getting winded, you need to be in shape. And if the top of that staircase leads to an open rooftop with Zacks on your trail, you&#8217;ll need to jump and land [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2010/07/zombie-parkour-small-town-illinois-trains-survivors/</link>
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		<title>PSE Tac 15 Crossbow for Accurate Headshots, Evading Gun Control</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are no more bullets. All rounds have been fired into head upon head of relentless zombie, including those from your plentiful .22; not like it mattered &#8212; the darn reports drew every curious Deadite and the occasional rabbit from miles around. What else to do? Your trusty AR-15 is now your trusty bayonet holder [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2010/06/pse-tac-15-crossbow-for-accurate-headshots-evading-gun-control/</link>
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		<title>Zombie Outbreak Plan for the Texan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This week, reader Vince from Texas writes in with his plan and pack details. I encourage my readers to send me their tips, objectives, plans and local information from around the US and the world. Not every zombie plan will work in every situation; one must factor land, environment, urban density, weather, supplies, infection rate [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2010/05/zombie-outbreak-plan-for-the-texan/</link>
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		<title>Anti-Zombie &#8220;Outbreak Omega&#8221; Training and Live Fire Shoot in Minnesota</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hate Zombies? Own a gun? Want to win an ultimate Anti-Zombie Rifle (DPMS LRT-SASS in 7.62x51mm NATO)? Get your head popping self up to Minnesota this weekend! The good, gun totin&#8217; folks  at DPMS Firearms in St. Cloud have produced a fantastic zombie hunting event with various stages, scenarios, tactical situations, reactive targets and more. A [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2010/04/anti-zombie-outbreak-omega-training-and-live-fire-shoot-in-minnesota/</link>
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		<title>Transportation in the Land of the Dead</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gasoline won&#8217;t be pumping. Electricity will buzz out. You might have some sun. You&#8217;ll need to be on the move. Bikes, cars, trucks, trains, foot or boat, you&#8217;ll need to move around, carry supplies, and stay alert while attracting the least attention possible. Before you lay out your fantastic apocalyptic plans, there are several factors [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2010/04/transportation-in-the-land-of-the-dead/</link>
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		<title>Potential Zombies in the News</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It would appear the government has been less than secret when it comes to zombie removal. (Stimulus Money Funds U.S. Dept. of Zombie Removal (Pic)) Minneapolis Appeals Court Rules Zombies Have Right To Free Speech &#8216;They slowly lurched down the halls and said things like, &#8220;Get your brains here.&#8221; Everything was going great until the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2010/02/potential-zombies-in-the-news/</link>
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		<title>Toxoplasma Parasite: Hideous bug lives inside, tries to kill you.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Parasites, virii, bacteria, evil alien brain worms. These things can all potentially live inside you and destroy you from the inside out. I&#8217;ve written about Toxoplasma before. It&#8217;s a parasite that decreases fear in rats, causing them to be eaten by cats. Pregnant women must avoid cats and undercooked meat, as Toxoplasmosis can cause sexual [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2010/01/toxoplasma-parasite-hideous-bug-lives-inside-tries-to-kill-you/</link>
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		<title>Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life? Naturally, this is a military project, and those always end well. The theory goes, if you drain a pig (which has a physiology similar to humans) of blood [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2009/12/latest-pentagon-project-zombie-pigs/</link>
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		<title>Class 3 Outbreak: Interactive Zombie Attack Simulator</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Class 3 Outbreak is a Flash and Google Maps based zombie apocalypse simulator produced by Binary Space. It&#8217;s about damn time someone made something like this. Scientists take note: such a tool will be useful in analyzing statistics such as population, area, civil defense and zombie offensive structure.  Variables such as police, citizens, zombies, speed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2009/12/class-3-outbreak-interactive-zombie-attack-simulator/</link>
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		<title>Apocalypse Survival: Keep Your Head, Know Your Weapons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This week, UndeadReport.com reader Mr Match from Australia writes a thorough guide covering weapons and armament for your long term survival. I am going to have to agree with &#8216;GoingToSurvive&#8217; that everybody here is focused on how to fight zombies more than actually surviving a shit-hits-the-shit-that-hits-the-fan scenario. But I think that&#8217;s just because it&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.undeadreport.com/2009/11/apocalypse-survival-keep-your-head-know-your-weapons/</link>
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