The Undead Report - Home

Archive for the ‘Weapons’ Category

Early Apocalypse Survival Mistakes

Sep
22

S#it just hit the fan. The zombies have come. The infection has spread. They’re neither fast, nor slow, but they do attack and they do kill, and the infection is spreading, and you probably can’t tell the infected from survivors until it’s too close or too late. This is the moment you haven’t been adequately [...]

Read More »

Yes! Zombie Targets for Sale!

Jul
11

You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range.
ZOMBIE TARGETS! Buy now!
Whether you shoot paintball, Nerf or live armor piercing incendiary rounds, take these targets to the range [...]

Read More »

Undead Report at Zombie Disco in Chicago, Saturday

Jun
15

Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone is going to have to be the zombie. What better way to practice for your horrible undeath, than with movies, music, [...]

Read More »

The Undead Report Zombie Gear Store!

May
14

 
This is why we can’t have nice things. Zombies.
The Undead Report has assembled a collection of gear including two-way radios, zombie survival guides, med kits, knives, spears, tools and more so you’ll be prepared for  any disaster, but especially those full of the undead.

The Undead Report is launching a beta version of an Amazon-based online [...]

Read More »

Zombie Shooting Targets

Jan
11

The Undead Report is pleased to announce new zombie targets for your shooting, hunting, aiming, target practice and plinking pleasure.

Targets are printed on sturdy 27# stock paper at 13″ by 19″. Targets will be sold in several to a pack, mailed in a sturdy shipping tube.
I’d like your ideas on the current design and what [...]

Read More »

All Articles