Undead or infected? Horror movie puritanism or scientific reality? Discussion and debate surrounds not which makes a better film, but which is more likely to happen. You can blame science. The zombie outbreak will most likely be the result of some experiment gone wrong, an adaptive virus, or horrible pathogen. Save a giant UFO hiding [...]
Archive for the ‘Undead’ Category
Yes! Zombie Targets for Sale!
Jul
11
You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range. ZOMBIE TARGETS! Buy now! Whether you shoot paintball, Nerf or live armor piercing incendiary rounds, take these targets to the [...]
Headline Zombie News
Apr
01
In Tennessee a City hall won’t succumb to zombie rights, and in Florida a non-discreetly labeled headline warns of zombie attacks on the elderly. Chattanooga — The name may sound like something you’d hear a zombie moan as its mucus and pus filled maw begins to nom on your brains, but the clever denizens of [...]
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Feb
22
Words fail me. The book comes out this May. My only concern is that the co-author Seth Grahame-Smith turns a zombie holocaust into something humorous, fanciful, or too fictionalized.
Zombie Shooting Targets
Jan
11
The Undead Report is pleased to announce new zombie targets for your shooting, hunting, aiming, target practice and plinking pleasure. Targets are printed on sturdy 27# stock paper at 13″ by 19″. Targets will be sold in several to a pack, mailed in a sturdy shipping tube. I’d like your ideas on the current design [...]
