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Tabloid Journalism Informs the Masses of Zombies

Aug
04

In my wanderings across the news, horror, feeds and depths of the Internets for all things zombie, there’s one thing I forgot: Tabloids. As Tommy Lee Jones said in MIB, they are the “Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.” The [...]

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Anti-Zombie “Outbreak Omega” Training and Live Fire Shoot in Minnesota

Apr
22

Hate Zombies? Own a gun? Want to win an ultimate Anti-Zombie Rifle (DPMS LRT-SASS in 7.62x51mm NATO)? Get your head popping self up to Minnesota this weekend! The good, gun totin’ folks  at DPMS Firearms in St. Cloud have produced a fantastic zombie hunting event with various stages, scenarios, tactical situations, reactive targets and more. A [...]

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Transportation in the Land of the Dead

Apr
09

Gasoline won’t be pumping. Electricity will buzz out. You might have some sun. You’ll need to be on the move. Bikes, cars, trucks, trains, foot or boat, you’ll need to move around, carry supplies, and stay alert while attracting the least attention possible. Before you lay out your fantastic apocalyptic plans, there are several factors [...]

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Apocalypse Survival: Keep Your Head, Know Your Weapons

Nov
12

This week, UndeadReport.com reader Mr Match from Australia writes a thorough guide covering weapons and armament for your long term survival. I am going to have to agree with ‘GoingToSurvive’ that everybody here is focused on how to fight zombies more than actually surviving a shit-hits-the-shit-that-hits-the-fan scenario. But I think that’s just because it’s the [...]

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The Undead Report on Red Bar Radio Again!

Oct
25

More shock, more horror, more psychotic zombie paranoia! The Undead Report will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show again. Last year was a great time, much zombie survival advice was dispensed, and killing tactics were planned. Tune in Friday, October 30th at 3PM CST! Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talk show in [...]

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