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Choose Your Own Zombie Preparedness!

Oct
07

It’s Halloween time, when the veil is thinnest betwixt the land of the living, the land of the dead, and especially the land for those who walk between the lands. Zombies. Get out there, keep your guard up, aim for the head, and remember your double tap. Zombie theatre has been done,  ”Zombieland” hosted zombie [...]

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Zombie Bowling in Chicago: The Aftermath

Mar
17

March 14, 2009, Chicago. A small horde of approximately 50 to 60 zombies was seen, of all places, at a bowling alley on a Saturday night. No reported outbreaks have happened since, and infection was kept to a minimum. Luckily I came prepared to kick some ass with a trusty rifle, sidearm, ninja sword and [...]

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Zombies Bowling for Brains in Chicago

Mar
05

Chicago is always full of people walking around half dead, shouting, and attacking each other. And I’m not just talking about the zombies, this time I’m referring to the Irish. St Patrick’s day weekend is always a good time in the windy city, and expect it to be particularly interesting March 14th, when hordes of [...]

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Multi-Purpose Doom: Tactical Analysis and Review

Aug
05

Aim and survive. Be prepared. You’ve been warned. If you found yourself trapped in a gymnasium with hordes of brain hungry zombies coming from every door and window, what would you do? Fight? Flee? Scream? You’d probably die, because you haven’t seen the second hand tacitcal simulation that is being demonstrated here in Chicago. A [...]

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Zombie Theatre: Multi-Purpose Doom

Jul
24

The old community center is always a good place for family-friendly wholesome gatherings. Shoot some hoops, learn to dance, and make new friends. But is it adequate for when the zombies take over? Wait, what? Yes, there you are rollerskating around the big room with Abba on your Walkman, when legions of the Bridge Club’s [...]

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