SCIENCE: When the zombies attack, it will lead to the collapse of civilization unless dealt with quickly and aggressively. How long will civilization have in a zombie attack? A city with a population around 500,000 will have between three and eight days before irreversible catastrophe. This report is based on a well researched, though fictionalized [...]
Archive for the ‘Simulation’ Category
Zombies Thrill Chicago
Jul
28
It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance? Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates put the horde at 1,000) zombies were found congregating in Chicago’s Wicker Park. Many of them were later found to be hipsters, and [...]
This Saturday: Chicago Zombies March Again
Jun
09
They came last year. I tried to stop them. I, well, I failed. Now they’re back. Zombies are once again marching in Millenium Park. This time, it coincides with the Blues Festival, so it should certainly be interesting. Hopefully the only things being beaten by the cops will be boxes of donuts. I will be [...]
Zombies to be Filmed: Chicago Nov 23rd!
Nov
22
ZOMBIE ARMY – SUNDAY NOV 23RD @ 10AM – 5PM 1401 W Wabansia Ave , Chicago, IL 60622 Make-Up will be provided to those that want it. Food will be on set for those that love it. Vegetarian Friendly! Cannibal Friendly! A Sign-Up for a copy of the DVD once it finished. If its a [...]
Zombie Arcade Action!
Sep
24
I love kiling zombies. But until they actually take over, I’ll have to stick with video games and hippies. The Undead Report now has an arcade. I got tired of looking for the really good games with depth, tactical considerations, replayability and addictiveness. Go to the arcade, have fun, stay a little longer, and practice [...]
