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Zombie Bowling in Chicago: The Aftermath

Mar
17

March 14, 2009, Chicago. A small horde of approximately 50 to 60 zombies was seen, of all places, at a bowling alley on a Saturday night. No reported outbreaks have happened since, and infection was kept to a minimum. Luckily I came prepared to kick some ass with a trusty rifle, sidearm, ninja sword and [...]

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Zombies Ahead: Hacking Road Signs in an Apocalypse

Jan
29

Making the rounds on the zombie web is a hacked road sign in Austin, Texas reading “Zombies Ahead”. Fantastic, this is an excellent idea and warning of things to come. While I cannot condone any illegal activites, the know how to change a road sign could be very useful in the event of zombie outbreak [...]

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Stay out of the sewers.

Aug
22

If movies, video games and horror novels are any good indication, the sewer is the worst place to be during an invasion. Sewers have been known to breed mutant mosquitos, alligators, rats and fighting turtles. It’s natural that the filth, radiation and biological contaminants that get washed down the drain will only lead to really [...]

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Zombie Reindeer

Oct
17

Zombie Reindeer

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