It would appear the government has been less than secret when it comes to zombie removal. (Stimulus Money Funds U.S. Dept. of Zombie Removal (Pic)) Minneapolis Appeals Court Rules Zombies Have Right To Free Speech ‘They slowly lurched down the halls and said things like, “Get your brains here.” Everything was going great until the [...]
Archive for the ‘Sighting’ Category
Real Zombies Ignored by Media around Halloween
Oct
31
No Halloween tricks here, only treats. Keen readers will note that suspected zombie activity exists, and is often overlooked by the press. Man punches suspected zombie, flees IOWA CITY, Iowa Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault [on October 26th] in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him [...]
Zombie Mathematical Model: Slim Chances for Survival
Aug
19
SCIENCE: When the zombies attack, it will lead to the collapse of civilization unless dealt with quickly and aggressively. How long will civilization have in a zombie attack? A city with a population around 500,000 will have between three and eight days before irreversible catastrophe. This report is based on a well researched, though fictionalized [...]
Zombie Bite in New Orleans?
May
05
Zombies aren’t necessarily undead, reanimated ghouls. Research at The Undead Report indicates zombies can be infected, crazed, uncontrollable rabid humans. You want to be sure one of them is dead? Aim for the head. Don’t stand there and let them bite you, infectious or not! Joseph Lancellotti, a 67 year old greater New Orleans [...]
Headline Zombie News
Apr
01
In Tennessee a City hall won’t succumb to zombie rights, and in Florida a non-discreetly labeled headline warns of zombie attacks on the elderly. Chattanooga — The name may sound like something you’d hear a zombie moan as its mucus and pus filled maw begins to nom on your brains, but the clever denizens of [...]
