Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life?
Naturally, this is a military project, and those always end well. The theory goes, if you drain a pig (which has a physiology similar to humans) of blood and [...]
Archive for the ‘Sickness’ Category
Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs
Dec
29
Real Zombies Ignored by Media around Halloween
Oct
31
No Halloween tricks here, only treats.
Keen readers will note that suspected zombie activity exists, and is often overlooked by the press.
Man punches suspected zombie, flees
IOWA CITY, Iowa
Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault [on October 26th] in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the [...]
Undead or Infected Zombies?
Aug
12
Undead or infected? Horror movie puritanism or scientific reality? Discussion and debate surrounds not which makes a better film, but which is more likely to happen. You can blame science. The zombie outbreak will most likely be the result of some experiment gone wrong, an adaptive virus, or horrible pathogen. Save a giant UFO hiding [...]
Zombie Bite in New Orleans?
May
05
Zombies aren’t necessarily undead, reanimated ghouls. Research at The Undead Report indicates zombies can be infected, crazed, uncontrollable rabid humans. You want to be sure one of them is dead? Aim for the head. Don’t stand there and let them bite you, infectious or not!
Joseph Lancellotti, a 67 year old greater New Orleans man was [...]
Happy Halloween! Zombie walks, nerve gas blood and more!
Oct
31
If you’ve survived last night, that must mean either A) you don’t live in Flint or Detroit or B) they’re just not burning buildings like they used to anymore.
Zombie Walk
Devil’s Night in Grand Rapids Michigan was a bit more placid than usual. Instead of burning churches like they ususally do, the teeming masses of socially [...]
