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2012 and the Zombie Apocalypse

Nov
26

“I’ll give you the 2012 thing”, she said, “but a zombie apocalypse? Come on, you don’t really believe that do you?” The 2012 thing – if you’re reading this article, chances are you’re already familiar with it. The 2012 thing refers to the conveniently predicted end-of-the-world or great change coming December 21st, 2012. Many apocalypse [...]

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Reanimation, regenesis and stem cells: Apocalyptic Frontiers

Nov
20

Stem cell research is a double edged sword. On one hand, the potential benefits to science, humanity and health are immense, and on the other hand it can be plagued with ethical and moral dilemmas involving life, cells, tissue and some may say – playing God. Scientists in Britain are developing a technique to cultivate [...]

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Immortal Cells – Zombie cancer of mankind

Nov
08

Zombies are like a cancer on mankind. They simply don’t stop their horrendous task of eating and destroying and not dying. If you’re not consumed, you become one of the undead. A plague upon the earth, forever replicating and never dying. Of course, such a thing must eventually break down and wear out because it [...]

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Zombie Attack Defense Station – Prepare your home!

Oct
30

In the event of a catastrophic rising of the undead, zombies, Naegleria infected criminally insane, or even reanimated deer, it’s imperative that your home be protected. You can protect your home with style and class by building your own emergency zombie defense station. A simple offensive kit consists of a primary weapon, an ammunitionless weapon, [...]

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Mysterious Meteor crashes in Peru – makes people sick

Oct
08

Scores of people in a remote Peruvian village have needed treatment after an object from space – said to be a meteorite – plummeted to Earth in a remote area, officials say. Residents who visited the impact crater complained of headaches and nausea. Locals described the meteorite as a bright, fiery ball with a smoke [...]

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