Category Archives: Science

Zombie Mathematical Model: Slim Chances for Survival

Aug
19

zombie-chicago-fire

SCIENCE: When the zombies attack, it will lead to the collapse of civilization unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

How long will civilization have in a zombie attack? A city with a population around 500,000 will have between three … Continue Reading ->

Undead or Infected Zombies?

Aug
12

undead or infected

Undead or infected? Horror movie puritanism or scientific reality? Discussion and debate surrounds not which makes a better film, but which is more likely to happen. You can blame science. The zombie outbreak will most likely be the result of … Continue Reading ->

Yes! Zombie Targets for Sale!

Jul
11

child-target-after You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range.

ZOMBIE TARGETS! Buy now!

Whether … Continue Reading ->

The Undead Report Zombie Gear Store!

May
14

 Zombie Apocalypse Store

This is why we can’t have nice things. Zombies.

The Undead Report has assembled a collection of gear including two-way radios, zombie survival guides, med kits, knives, spears, tools and more so you’ll be prepared for  any disaster, but … Continue Reading ->

Chainsaw Bayonet

Dec
17

Ash Lancer
Certain weapons are exemplary models of undead destruction. A chainsaw is good. A rifle is better. A rifle with a bayonet can come in handy. A chainsaw bayonet?

Well, it’s not something I’d like to be on the wrong side … Continue Reading ->

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