It’s about time people took this stuff seriously. The Undead Report was featured in G4 TV’s Attack of the Show’s Blogwatch segment, “Best Cataclysmic Zombie Apocalypse Blogs”. The pending zombie apocalypse is no laughing matter! At around 1:07, you’ll see Sam on watch, a pic from this post. Want to buy the stuff you saw [...]
Archive for the ‘Science’ Category
Zombie Mathematical Model: Slim Chances for Survival
Aug
19
SCIENCE: When the zombies attack, it will lead to the collapse of civilization unless dealt with quickly and aggressively. How long will civilization have in a zombie attack? A city with a population around 500,000 will have between three and eight days before irreversible catastrophe. This report is based on a well researched, though fictionalized [...]
Undead or Infected Zombies?
Aug
12
Undead or infected? Horror movie puritanism or scientific reality? Discussion and debate surrounds not which makes a better film, but which is more likely to happen. You can blame science. The zombie outbreak will most likely be the result of some experiment gone wrong, an adaptive virus, or horrible pathogen. Save a giant UFO hiding [...]
Yes! Zombie Targets for Sale!
Jul
11
You’ve waited long enough. I’ve perfected them to an absurd degree, and they’ve literally been field-tested to ensure satisfaction. It’s time to pull out your hand-cannons and splatter some fun new targets at the range. ZOMBIE TARGETS! Buy now! Whether you shoot paintball, Nerf or live armor piercing incendiary rounds, take these targets to the [...]
The Undead Report Zombie Gear Store!
May
14
This is why we can’t have nice things. Zombies. The Undead Report has assembled a collection of gear including two-way radios, zombie survival guides, med kits, knives, spears, tools and more so you’ll be prepared for any disaster, but especially those full of the undead. The Undead Report is launching a beta version of [...]
