Parasites, virii, bacteria, evil alien brain worms. These things can all potentially live inside you and destroy you from the inside out. I’ve written about Toxoplasma before. It’s a parasite that decreases fear in rats, causing them to be eaten by cats. Pregnant women must avoid cats and undercooked meat, as Toxoplasmosis can cause sexual [...]
Archive for the ‘Science’ Category
Latest Pentagon Project: Zombie Pigs
Dec
29
Here’s some science of the new decade for you: how about draining pigs of their blood, making them clinically dead, and then bringing them back to life?
Naturally, this is a military project, and those always end well. The theory goes, if you drain a pig (which has a physiology similar to humans) of blood and [...]
Class 3 Outbreak: Interactive Zombie Attack Simulator
Dec
09
Class 3 Outbreak is a Flash and Google Maps based zombie apocalypse simulator produced by Binary Space.
It’s about damn time someone made something like this.
Scientists take note: such a tool will be useful in analyzing statistics such as population, area, civil defense and zombie offensive structure. Variables such as police, citizens, zombies, speed and infection [...]
The Undead Report on Red Bar Radio Again!
Oct
25
More shock, more horror, more psychotic zombie paranoia!
The Undead Report will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show again. Last year was a great time, much zombie survival advice was dispensed, and killing tactics were planned.
Tune in Friday, October 30th at 3PM CST!
Red Bar Radio is an Internet radio comedy talk show in Chicago. They are [...]
Undead Report featured on Attack of the Show
Oct
01
It’s about time people took this stuff seriously.
The Undead Report was featured in G4 TV’s Attack of the Show’s Blogwatch segment, “Best Cataclysmic Zombie Apocalypse Blogs”. The pending zombie apocalypse is no laughing matter! At around 1:07, you’ll see Sam on watch, a pic from this post. Want to buy the stuff you saw [...]
