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Entries Tagged as Reanimation

Soviet Reanimated Dog Head: Film Revisited

Reanimated corpse! Live on film!
I touched a nerve with my earlier post about reanimated dogs heads. This is a followup to that post, as well as an addendum to my article about types of zombies. This would fall under the scientifically reanimated corpse.

In the 40’s, the Soviets were working on experiments involving reanimating mammals, specifically […]

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A Statistical Analysis of Real Life Zombies

Skeptics love to debunk zombies and the undead. The idea of a zombie outbreak presents several logical points open for debate, such as causes, physiology, the contagious nature of an epidemic and even if a reanimated corpse is possible. Skeptics illustrate that conventional, “real” zombies exist only as a product of voodoo sorcery using tetrodotoxin, […]

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US Scientists Continue Commie Reanimation Research

Scientists in Pittsburgh are fooling around with reanimation and reviving the dead. It starts small, reviving totally, clinically dead dogs. The dead canine blood is replaced with a hypothermic oxygenated saline solution. Three hours later, the dogs blood is reintroduced, and they are revived with en electric shock. Hopeful scientists at the Safar Center for Resuscitation […]

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2012 and the Zombie Apocalypse

“I’ll give you the 2012 thing”, she said, “but a zombie apocalypse? Come on, you don’t really beleive that do you?”
The 2012 thing - if you’re reading this article, chances are you’re already familiar with it. The 2012 thing refers to the conveniently predicted end-of-the-world or great change coming December 21st, 2012. Many apocalypse theories […]

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Reanimation, regenesis and stem cells: Apocalyptic Frontiers

Stem cell research is a double edged sword. On one hand, the potential benefits to science, humanity and health are immense, and on the other hand it can be plagued with ethical and moral dilemmas involving life, cells, tissue and some may say - playing God.
Scientists in Britain are developing a technique to cultivate live […]

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Immortal Cells - Zombie cancer of mankind

Zombies are like a cancer on mankind. They simply don’t stop their horrendous task of eating and destroying and not dying. If you’re not consumed, you become one of the undead. A plague upon the earth, forever replicating and never dying. Of course, such a thing must eventually break down and wear out because it […]

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Zombie Attack Defense Station - Prepare your home!

In the event of a catastrophic rising of the undead, zombies, Naegleria infected criminally insane, or even reanimated deer, it’s imperative that your home be protected. You can protect your home with style and class by building your own emergency zombie defense station.
A simple offensive kit consists of a primary weapon, an ammunitionless weapon, […]

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Scientists create form of reanimation

Doctors in Philadelphia have found a way to reanmiate dead tissue. Let me be clear, as the original article is a little misleading. Doctors have found a way of prolonging decay and physical/mental death in patients who have been pronounced clinically dead.
When a person dies, their cells begin to deteriorate and die as well, leading […]

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